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00:20:19
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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Well, I'd give you the "I don't date coworker" speech again,
Great, now I gotta go to the locksmith.
The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end
Wow, it took five shots of tequila to get you in that position.
One more big, beautiful, stupid romantic gesture.
Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious!
I roast a mean weenie.
I mean, why can't you just say, "Hey, Robin, let's go get some sushi?"
did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge.
really got my freak juice flowing.
No, it has to be a-a string quartet and-and Paris and flowers and chocolates
with popcorn shrimp mountains and butter sauce rivers!
Anybody else get chill?
Marshall, no. We're on pause.
The characters: Yours truly and a raven-haired au pair by the name...
did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge.
Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight.
Ted, you sat here in this very booth and you said...
Ted, waiting naked in a girl's bed wearing whip cream undies does not work...
I stole a blue French horn for her and it almost worked.
Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you.
We had sex twice in your car, and then you dump me.
There. I quit my job.
Look, I realize we've been down this road before,
And she's been throw up ever since.
What if you decide to go be a painter
Hey, Lily, I'm lock out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key.
Yeah, I lost it.
As I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same,
I'm not dress, Ted. No. Come up.
Then I guess it's not meant to be.
Hey, Penelope, have you, uh, have you ever actually seen a rain dance perform?
I'm pleased to inform you that we've accept your application for our summer fellowship.
You hear me, universe?
'Cause I kind of enjoy it the first time.
Thank you.
I've read extensively on the subject:
I am definitely crazy right now, but I have a plan.
If it's no, then I am done going after Robin forever.
We had sex twice in your car, and then you dumped me.
The characters: Yours truly and a raven-haired au pair by the name...
Bummer. I was hoping to finally have sex with you this weekend, Scherbotsky.
We look forward to hearing from you. Bye-bye.
I stole a blue French horn for her and it almost worked.
So, what? You actually like this guy now?
'Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time.
and here it is, eight months later, and nothing's changed.
I mean I've half said it. I've tried to say it, and I've said it badly.
I've sort of said this already.
Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight.
Their fights often lasted for days.
Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together.
usually.
Anybody else get chills?
The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end
Yeah, but camping out in the rain? No fun. Muddy. Yuck.
Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious!
Lily, I'm going to need the spare key to Robin's apartment.
They're announcing it next week. Act surprised.
firsthand accounts, theoretical criticism, the anthropological...
Still fu... And now it's sad.
One more big, beautiful, stupid romantic gesture.
I'm pleased to inform you that we've accepted your application for our summer fellowship.
One more big, beautiful, stupid romantic gesture.
And you know what? That's okay.
Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure.
We weren't exclusive!
Oh, that's so sweet.
Let's go to Paris for the weekend. I'm serious.
Dude, that's not a rain dance, that's a fat kid with a bee in his pants.
Hey, Lily, I'm locked out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key.
Well, Joel asked me who I thought should replace me as lead anchor.