Name: Slutty Pumpkin
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) cannoli

So this Italian place, how is their cannoli?
2) fella

So what does a fella have to do to get lei'd around here?
3) crumb

I thought we were gonna follow those bread crumb back to my place, Hansel.
4) brownie

He better want the brownie sundae,
5) crotch

but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard
6) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
7) tart

Apple tart? Excellent choice, Lily-pad.
8) disguise

I'm a master of disguise.
9) spinach

but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard
10) loser

- Everyone thought I was crazy, but I came... - You are such a loser.
11) lei

So what does a fella have to do to get lei'd around here?
12) parrot

- I'm a parrot. - You sure are.
13) slaughter

This is gonna be a slaughter.
14) pumpkin

appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.
15) sweater

What be a pirate's favorite kind of sweater?
16) peach

Are we playing "I never"? 'Cause there's nothing left but peach schnapps.
17) outfit

Whoo, nice outfit.
18) dessert

How about you start by sharing dessert?

1) terribly

- Something went terribly wrong. - Guys!
2) nowhere

I'm about to call it an early night when out of nowhere
3) somewhere

Yeah. He's out there somewhere.
4) certainly

You certainly are a charming devil.
5) alone

Not as much as you like being alone.
6) late

I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the Village.
7) actually

But, actually, it's Long John Silver's.
8) kind

I don't know, we were kind of thinking about staying at home
9) together

Uh, you know, Mike and I joked about doing something together,
10) else

Everyone else is off falling in love and acting stupid
11) ago

Yeah, four years ago, but nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.
12) ever

But come on, wouldn't it be the coolest story ever
13) sure

- I'm a parrot. - You sure are.
14) always

always dressing up in crazy costumes--
15) hard

but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard
16) never

Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened.
17) again

Never found her number, never saw her again.
18) too

Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween,

1) capella

or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a capella group.
2) tarzan

Tarzan nipples blue.
3) turbulent

that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.
4) pathetic

It's half you're pathetic, half I have to pee.
5) lame

Wait a minute. You're that lame army guy.
6) alcoholic

Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
7) insane

and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me.
8) dumb

Okay, I know that stuff looks dumb from the outside,
9) charming

You certainly are a charming devil.
10) precious

Come on. I can't stand watching my delusional friend waste another precious Halloween.
11) spare

Every Halloween I bring a spare costume,
12) drunk

Well, I'm pretty drunk.
13) damn

Take the damn picture.
14) weird

No, no, no. I mean, it just sounds a little bit weird. Doesn't it?
15) sad

What a sad commentary on our national attention span--
16) stupid

or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a capella group.
17) okay

Seriously, does my eyeliner look okay?
18) dangerous

Oh, you're dangerous, Maverick.

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