Name: 1600 Candles
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) shuffleboard

Plus there's shuffleboard, cards.
2) mortician

My stools won't know what to do! But that'll be the mortician's problem.
3) tantrum

But there is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen.
4) nightstand

Is that-- Is that a nightstand from the Country Mystique Collection?
5) genitalia

Can we have one family meal without someone flashing their genitalia?
6) grocer

♪ ♪ [ TV ] Is-Is that monkey working as a green grocer? Ohh!
7) dispatcher

Hello? Clown dispatcher? [ Dial Tone ]
8) jog

I'm gonna dump it then go for a jog. You know, clear my head.
9) cataract

- I've got arthritis. - My cataract are as thick as nickels.
10) tortoise

We're helpless-- like a turned-over tortoise in the sun.
11) niece

Someone's niece came in and played the harp. It was wonderful.
12) hamster

Roger, look what I bought! It's a hamster ball, but I modified it.
13) khaki

[ Snot ] Are those khaki? [ Barry ] A braided belt?
14) poop

He's gonna have man breath, and his poop won't smell good anymore.
15) sleeper

[ Grunts ] My little deep sleeper.
16) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
17) nephew

I don't know what's going on, if you're Steve's nephew or whatever.
18) sadness

Horrible time, puberty. Years of sadness, rejection and confusion.

1) fart

It's like an egg ate garlic and fart in a sulfur pit!
2) intrigue

And if you weren't before you are now, because you're intrigue by this moment.
3) slap

What she needs to give him is an ice pack, because I slap him in the face.
4) swear

Lisa, no! It's me! I swear!
5) steal

I want a bike just like this one, except not stolen from the kid down the street.
6) smell

Smells worse than that Dumpster at the crab restaurant!
7) escort

Look at me, being escort around town by this handsome little gentleman.
8) suppose

- Oh, you are so cute! - I'm not suppose to be cute!
9) kick

He comes from an oily family. Plus he'll be getting his butt kick through it all.
10) pull

Moving on. There is a choice between brass and wood drawer pull.
11) catch

these mean pretty girls caught me and kept scrubbing me all over with soap.
12) shower

One day when I was shower after gym class,
13) lose

We've lost our son.
14) forget

Still, I can't believe everyone forgot my birthday.
15) happen

What the hell happen to me?
16) beat

Have you ever been beat naked in a gym shower, Stan?
17) guess

Okay. I guess we'll just have to prepare ourselves for puberty.
18) eat

It's like an egg ate garlic and farted in a sulfur pit!

1) nicely

Oh! It's just so unexpected. I mean, the outside is so nicely landscaped.
2) apparently

Apparently, his grandmother gave it to him.
3) certainly

Wow, that is weird stuff, and we are certainly gonna talk about it after my party.
4) alone

Our little 80-year-old boy is out there, scared and all alone.
5) finally

Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick! I finally hit puberty!
6) forward

First, to assure you that Steve will be at the dance and is looking forward to it.
7) especially

[ Stan ] Yeah, especially Steve.
8) soon

Sure, our bellies are warm now, but soon it will be dark...
9) later

She's agreed to give you one more chance, and wants to meet you later today.
10) far

[ Gasps ] No, I didn't. I went too far. That wasn't cool.
11) ever

Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower, Stan?
12) once

I guess I'll head back to the lab and straighten this thing out once and for all.
13) never

I'm not using these! I'm never using these! - [ Together ] No!
14) again

- What are you doing? - I can't do it again, man. I'm leavin'.
15) too

They must have given me too much. Francine, how could you?
16) around

We have been goofing around with this one thing, but it's classified.
17) down

Look at them down there planning my birthday party.
18) much

They must have given me too much. Francine, how could you?

1) senseless

Oh, the senseless beatings.
2) pubic

You think? Well, I got my pubic hair back-- a whole bunch of 'em.
3) pituitary

Since we last met I had a little pituitary problem.
4) sober

Hi. I'd like to rent a bouncy castle and a sober clown for my friend Roger this Saturday.
5) unexpected

Oh! It's just so unexpected. I mean, the outside is so nicely landscaped.
6) damn

I'm a-- [ Bleeps ] damn toddler!
7) weird

Wow, that is weird stuff, and we are certainly gonna talk about it after my party.
8) thick

- I've got arthritis. - My cataracts are as thick as nickels.
9) alive

Saints alive! Minus 14 in Minneapolis? Oh, ho! No, thank you.
10) gross

Yes! Gross!
11) fantastic

Mary Tyler Moore is such an icy bitch in this. It's fantastic.
12) inner

He'll get painful acne, back-ne, ass-ne, inner ear-ne.
13) blank

I'm tired of talking to the kid about that movie and just getting a blank stare.
14) warm

Sure, our bellies are warm now, but soon it will be dark...
15) wet

And even though we were all wet and naked and slippery,
16) smart

So smart.
17) difficult

He makes it difficult to negotiate.
18) dead

- Mom! - Your mom is dead, boy. I killed her.

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