Name: Jack's Back
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) spaetzle

Fishing, hiking-- Ooh! You could make spaetzle by the fire.
2) grifter

because he's a grifter who doesn't care about me and never did.
3) tinkle

Now it's making a black tinkle out of the "hoozy whater".
4) latrine

Dad, look at the awesome latrine Grandpa just dug.
5) flan

I also found a recipe for pumpkin flan that will melt in your mouth.
6) fingernail

[ Dings ] Ew! It's filled with fingernail clippings.
7) wheelie

"Wheelie popping" we used to call it.
8) dishonor

You bring dishonor on our family. You know what you must do.
9) wench

Where is small-breasted bar wench?
10) accomplice

[ Weeping ] That's an old accomplice of mine.
11) testicle

Your testicle cannot be saved. You will never have a son.
12) rump

shove me to the floor, and break in my rump like a new baseball glove.
13) wasabi

I mix 'em in with the wasabi peas. No one notices.
14) savant

And I am an Amish idiot savant who hath proven with nary a doubt...
15) inhaler

One of whom almost forgot his inhaler. Excuse me.
16) whiz

Maybe you and Grandpa should whiz together.
17) fugitive

Yeah. We'll be a couple of tough guy fugitive on the lam.
18) cameo

Does M-Dog have a self-indulgent cameo as the warden who just happens to be Indian?

1) showboat

One day, I was showboat down by the railroad tracks, popping wheelies.
2) devote

I have devote 10 years of my life...
3) haul

Tomorrow, I'm haul your ass to court, and then I want you the hell out of our lives!
4) swear

If you swear he's a changed man, the judge will have to believe you.
5) neglect

Now it's a neglect rusty mess just like my relationship with my dad.
6) steal

Last time I saw my dad, he stole my car and left me stranded.
7) dig

Dad, look at the awesome latrine Grandpa just dug.
8) refuse

- And if I refuse? - Then I will shut you down so fast, your head will spin.
9) screw

Roger, I'm screw.
10) trick

But he trick you into running away with him.
11) destroy

Your obsession with the Armenians has destroy our marriage...
12) suppose

were where his lungs were suppose to be.
13) shoot

Shot of bourbon.
14) lie

I'm just visiting. Look, I'm sorry I lie, but there's someone you need to talk to.
15) recognize

Roger's place pays us for protection. You recognize this woman?
16) surprise

I'm sorry. I'll tell you, the old man really surprise me.
17) pour

Smalls. We're gonna look like we got pour into these.
18) promise

Dad, you promise you'd try. It'll be fun. We can make s'mores.

1) henceforth

Henceforth, Miss Smith's duties shall be limited to watching TV and Web surfing.
2) freshly

I had a freshly sharpened pencil in my pocket!
3) barely

But we've been here barely an hour.
4) indeed

Oh, indeed you do. Roger told me to tell you...
5) earlier

What about that prostitute idea somebody floated earlier? That sounds interesting.
6) sometimes

Sometimes, I like to know what else is happening.
7) behind

Yes. And now, those wicked ways are gonna grab me from behind,
8) especially

especially since Dad will take the stand and give him a glowing character reference.
9) almost

One of whom almost forgot his inhaler. Excuse me.
10) along

If you want your form signed, you're gonna have to play along.
11) fast

- And if I refuse? - Then I will shut you down so fast, your head will spin.
12) together

You know what? We should all do something together.
13) else

This time, it was a bike ride. But who knows what else we could miss out on?
14) ago

Ten years ago, I left him holding the bag. And now, he wants revenge.
15) sure

Is that a condom and a rubber band? Sure is.
16) least

Well, at least now, you'll know where to find me.
17) never

because he's a grifter who doesn't care about me and never did.
18) again

I never wanna see him again. But, Stan--

1) tricolored

I know it's tricolored ice cream, but it sounds like pasta.
2) neglectful

That neglectful son of a bitch loves me!
3) heartwarming

What you doin'? Steve texted me a heartwarming photo.
4) embarrassing

Because it's embarrassing. It was my father's job to teach me.
5) skeptical

So you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of his motives.
6) moist

- [ Screams ] - Sorry. It gets moist in there.
7) unsafe

You've been exposing an intern named Hayley Smith to unsafe working conditions.
8) neglected

And I am Marie Dubonais, your neglected wife.
9) armenian

I am Dimitri Garabidian, a high-ranking member of the Armenian Mafia.
10) intern

Well, why don't you intern here at my bar?
11) delicious

Frannie, the meat loaf is delicious.
12) innocent

He's innocent, Dad. And he's gonna prove it at his trial next week.
13) decent

and I'm satisfied that he's a good and decent man. [ Engine Starts ]
14) steady

Steady. Steady. Hold it. Hold it! You can do it.
15) realistic

Dad, this is gonna be great. Steve, let's be realistic.
16) fake

It's in the fake rock under his mattress.
17) damn

- Fine. Just sign my damn internship form. - Never!
18) tough

Yeah. We'll be a couple of tough guy fugitives on the lam.

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