Name: The One That Got Away
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) preversion

I don't want to hear about your "preversion."
2) salesgirl

And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them.
3) succubus

you have been enslaved by the four-toned succubus!
4) petunia

Oh, petunia, the last few days have been the worst of my life.
5) cramp

Sorry, Syd. You're a good egg, and that cramp my style.
6) douche

This guy is a douche with a capital bag.
7) fella

is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.
8) blasphemy

- [ Gasps ] Blasphemy! - Cut the act, Huffman.
9) mozzarella

and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
10) tequila

[ Gasps ] My tequila! That worm had a name!
11) nectar

But as I don't partake of the devil's nectar, I've decided upon gloves.
12) mein

Oh, mein Gods.
13) persona

One of my persona has taken on a life of its own!
14) disguise

Sydney, where'd you go? It's a disguise.
15) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
16) cracker

Aw, cheese and cracker!
17) mister

Fat chance, mister. Not after you ruined my life.
18) pigeon

or, uh, tending to underprivileged pigeon in the park.

1) enslave

you have been enslave by the four-toned succubus!
2) poop

and the transvestite who poop mozzarella dinosaurs."
3) regret

[ Southern Accent ] I regret my dance card is filled for the evening,
4) authorize

Sydney Huffman. Cosigner? I never authorize a cosigner!
5) screw

Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screw with the wrong guy.
6) raid

you constantly raid the fridge and drink all my Five Alive.
7) destroy

Prepare to have your life destroy!
8) decline

- It says it's decline. - Impossible!
9) suppose

It's my voice mail. You're not suppose to wear stupid after Labor Day.
10) kick

It's like you want to be kick out of this family.
11) exceed

Sir, your card was declined because you exceed your credit limit.
12) wake

Peaches and cream! Why do I always wake up feeling hungover?
13) bet

Why, I bet it's the man who left me that malevolent message.
14) generate

That credit was generate after your last statement. It'll show up on your next bill.
15) treat

Yeah, it doesn't matter how you treat people...
16) decide

But as I don't partake of the devil's nectar, I've decide upon gloves.
17) lose

Did I donate it to that soldier I read about who lost his arm in Iraq?
18) explain

That explain everything. But I don't care if you created me. I want to live.

1) sloppily

No, I would have remembered getting a sloppily written thank-you note.
2) wherever

I don't know. But wherever it was, I am their king now.
3) nearly

Three days and nearly every piece of Sydney's life is in shambles.
4) alone

Stop ruining my life, please! Just leave me alone!
5) finally

Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start.
6) almost

Wow. Torching this dump almost feels like I'm doing him a favor.
7) actually

I actually liked that dumb girl.
8) soon

He's my boyfriend. Only I hope soon he's gonna be more than just that.
9) enough

And if that wasn't bad enough, then he broke up with me.
10) together

together, as one person, who's the best of both of us.
11) else

Why else do you think you had my glove?
12) ago

It was two months ago and I was coming home...
13) ever

Only the best game ever! It's totally addictive. Watch.
14) sure

- Do you know Sydney Huffman? - I sure do.
15) always

but there's always the spring cotillion.
16) never

Sydney Huffman. Cosigner? I never authorized a cosigner!
17) again

Marry you? I never want to see you again, let alone marry you!
18) too

Oh, okay, this is a good seat to watch from too.

1) inconsiderate

so you don't have to face the fact that the real you is an inconsiderate jerk!
2) underprivileged

or, uh, tending to underprivileged pigeons in the park.
3) irreplaceable

Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life--
4) metaphorical

Yes, we all wear metaphorical masks to hide our true selves in an impersonal modern society.
5) impersonal

Yes, we all wear metaphorical masks to hide our true selves in an impersonal modern society.
6) stupendous

Have a stupendous day!
7) lonesome

Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?
8) sober

is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.
9) ashamed

I reek of week-old urine and I am ashamed of that.
10) addictive

Only the best game ever! It's totally addictive. Watch.
11) ridiculous

and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas.
12) useless

- Klaus, you're useless and everyone hates you. - [ Gasps ]
13) modest

Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
14) dumb

Wow. They're still playing that dumb-ass game.
15) loud

I hear ya loud and clear. And I guess all I can say is...
16) alt

Just phone the guy, pretend you are your alt ego.
17) brilliant

[ Roger's Voice ] That's when I came up with a brilliant scheme.
18) drunk

My boyfriend, Rico, got drunk and buried me alive.

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