Name: Chimdale
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) slur

I'm starting a new ethnic slur. Did it take? [ Knocks ]
2) scoliosis

You've got scoliosis. What? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
3) lifter

Is it like one of those belts weight lifter wear at the Olympics...
4) inhaler

And look. We can hang your allergy pills here, your asthma inhaler there and--
5) virginity

I only know two things: perpetual virginity and ribs.
6) fella

It's not curved, is it, fella? All right. First, I'm not looking down.
7) chiropractor

from a chiropractor, in his van, in the alley behind the 7-Eleven.
8) sandalwood

Wow. The devil invented stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
9) rectum

so they don't blow out their rectum?
10) brownie

Oh, brownie!
11) sweetie

Big breath, sweetie. But--
12) suitcase

Because you're not in it yet. You want me to get in your suitcase?
13) poop

I will now attempt to poop out these blocks.
14) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
15) brace

Stupid back brace. [ Clanging ]
16) gesture

You were supposed to stop me. The gesture should have been enough.
17) scrub

Wow. The devil invented stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
18) supper

For supper, will you make me Mickey Mouse pancakes?

1) misjudge

I guess I misjudge you folks.
2) appraise

Because I-- I need to get them appraise, for insurance purposes.
3) bungee

It's bungee to my wrist.
4) ridicule

I had horrific acne and was ridicule mercilessly for it.
5) invent

Wow. The devil invent stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
6) endure

H-He'll understand when he sees what I've endure.
7) shave

so the whole defensive line shave our heads in solidarity.
8) beg

Steve, please, I'm beg you. [ Dial Tone ]
9) bust

Fine. You got us. We're bust.
10) smell

Hey, Steve. Is that Irish Spring? Smells great.
11) mess

Your mama sounds like a mess-up bitch.
12) trap

Being trap in this room is stressing me out.
13) suppose

Ew. Look at Steve Smith. Is it suppose to be curved like that?
14) solve

I can't help but think your father would have had this case solve by now.
15) lie

He's wearing his hair. He lie to me.
16) throw

Your father was the one who threw footballs at my stomach...
17) promise

But I will. I promise.
18) strike

Wow. The devil invented stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.

1) mercilessly

I had horrific acne and was ridiculed mercilessly for it.
2) ironically

Ironically, of course. [ Laughs ] No-- No girl wants any of that.
3) apparently

Apparently, a side effect of the acne treatment was total loss of--
4) forever

So now I'm gonna be bald forever.
5) normally

Well, you're lucky. We normally charge 1,800 bucks a head.
6) exactly

Not exactly. [ Gasps ]
7) earlier

You've got scoliosis. What? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
8) alone

Dad, just leave me alone.
9) finally

I'm finally part of the group. Don't ruin this for me.
10) instead

Instead it just made you a cripple.
11) forward

Oh, I am so looking forward to this week.
12) especially

Especially not your mother. She'd lose all interest in me.
13) almost

[ Steve ] I'm almost to Mom, sucka. I can already smell the Chimdale salt flats.
14) actually

It actually works out great during two-a-days. Keeps your head cool.
15) enough

Oh, once isn't enough? No, Roger, I meant it as a good thing.
16) often

Mom, we have to go. How often does Roger win free passes to a first-class spa?
17) else

I will not take it easy! And you know who else won't take it easy?
18) ago

Mm-hmm. That's what you said four weeks ago.

1) deformed

Behind your creepy, deformed back.
2) relentless

There, there. It's okay. It was relentless.
3) crooked

[ Chuckles ] You poor, naive, crooked-backed S.O.B.
4) ashamed

I wasted all that time being ashamed for nothing?
5) perpetual

I only know two things: perpetual virginity and ribs.
6) uncommon

- [ Together ] Huh? - I'm told it's not uncommon for married persons to kiss.
7) curved

Ew. Look at Steve Smith. Is it supposed to be curved like that?
8) nonsense

What? Yeah. That was just nonsense. I'm bald.
9) awful

It was so awful! They called me everything.
10) dumb

Just look at little Helen Keller. Deaf, dumb and blind,
11) defensive

so the whole defensive line shaved our heads in solidarity.
12) bald

You're bald? Um, um--
13) delicious

Mmm. Delicious.
14) rid

I tried everything to get rid of it, but nothing seemed to work.
15) nervous

But I'm really nervous. What if they catch us?
16) drunk

Well, this sophomore girl got killed in a drunk driving accident,
17) portuguese

Don't Portuguese out on me.
18) sad

Caution. Objects in mirror may be sad than they appear.

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