Name: Wife Insurance
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) gunfight

so she can betray him, leading to a gunfight on the roof of an opera house.
2) quiver

Now I can make a woman quiver just by looking at her the right way.
3) snooze

Yeah, this is a snooze fest.
4) niece

- Oh, God, Jim. Your niece's piano recital. - [ Gasps ]
5) pun

Nice pun work, Wheels. Thanks, Legman.
6) speedo

You see what homeboy was packin' in his Speedo?
7) recital

- Oh, God, Jim. Your niece's piano recital. - [ Gasps ]
8) dresser

Search her dresser for clues. I'll take the closet.
9) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
10) madam

There is, madam, the small matter of our fee.
11) algae

I use her toothbrush to scrape algae from the inside of my bowl.
12) halt

- [ Woman ] Halt! - Don't shoot.
13) thief

the bikini thief is finally headed to jail.
14) gut

You don't have the gut. I can "bad cop" better than you in my sleep.
15) cavity

And my heart has a cavity that only you can fill.
16) shuffle

Has anyone seen my Shuffle? I can't find it anywhere.
17) vest

Kevlar vest. Check.
18) tai

Sure. I'll just go do my tai chi.

1) misunderstand

Oh, baby. Baby, you must have misheard me or misunderstood me.
2) tangle

Ja. I've been tangle in it since I was in Hayley's room.
3) invent

You wanna do this the hard way, that's fine. I invent "the hard way."
4) scare

I was just eating toothbrush corn. Then the fish scare me away.
5) erase

I erase all your music and filled it with ABBA.
6) owe

Maybe I'll reach out to a buddy of mine-- dirty cop, owe me a favor.
7) rub

but I never laid around the pool having Meg Penner rub lotion on me.
8) cease

Wow. Jim, your ability with the ladies never cease to amaze me.
9) pork

I was on his heels as he pork our way through 200 miles of jungle.
10) smell

If I smell at all like sex, it's because of Jim.
11) suppose

You were suppose to find my iPod Shuffle. Remember?
12) shoot

Nobody shoot my backup husband.
13) lie

I knew he was lying. There hasn't been a good article on hip dysplasia in years.
14) promise

There, there, Francine. I promise I'd be home in time...
15) crack

What was that? A wisecrack. I'm crack wise.
16) taste

It taste like mint, and sometimes I find food.
17) catch

I was caught having sex with a man, and I'm being excommunicated.
18) decide

The subject came up, and we decide that, if our spouses die,

1) casually

You think Dr. Penner's approaching this as casually as you are?
2) someday

I'm honored. I mean, I'll be sleeping with your wife someday.
3) loud

Aw, for cryin' out loud! No, no, no, no, no--
4) aside

[ Sobbing ] I'm trained for this. Step aside, please.
5) exactly

Exactly. That's who I would marry next. She's my backup.
6) alone

♪ If it's true don't leave me all alone out here ♪
7) sometimes

I know. But sometimes I think about if you didn't. And you know what?
8) finally

the bikini thief is finally headed to jail.
9) almost

It's almost over.
10) super

Wow. That is clever... and super crazy.
11) actually

Well, actually, there's more.
12) usually

usually get remarried right away.
13) ago

Also, we lost communications with Stan 12 hours ago.
14) ever

♪ Wonderin' if you're ever gonna take me there ♪
15) least

I thought they'd at least have a band or... juggling.
16) always

Aw, Francine, you know I'll always come back.
17) never

Wow. Jim, your ability with the ladies never ceases to amaze me.
18) again

Wow! Tex and Mex did it again.

1) unviolated

They won't leave one fat fold unviolated. [ Whimpers ]
2) gruesome

Are you kidding me? This is gruesome.
3) sarcastic

I make the wisecracks, but Roger can be sarcastic,
4) relieved

You are relieved.
5) jealous

I was jealous, so I tried to make you jealous.
6) disappointing

when I'll take you out for a disappointing set-menu dinner...
7) spontaneous

for most spontaneous cross-Atlantic hot-air balloon trip?
8) rude

Well, go in the lobby. You're being rude.
9) asleep

after I found out he was taking pictures of Steve while he was asleep.
10) satisfying

Nothing more satisfying than solvin' a case.
11) magnificent

His hips never stopped moving. It was magnificent.
12) upset

Francine! Oh, I know why you're upset.
13) grateful

Your accident humbled you and made you grateful for every day you're alive.
14) gorgeous

But if you just can't stop thinking about this gorgeous mug,
15) damn

Oh! You lost your damn mind, Jim?
16) weird

I mean, that would-- that would just be weird.
17) careful

Careful! Sorry. I'm a little rusty using the chair.
18) attractive

I mean, is that even attractive?

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