Name: Choosy Wives Choose Smith
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) reenactment

That's just a reenactment of what I did when I found out.
2) pacifier

Want to hand out pacifier? Oh, I'm not in the mood.
3) mustache

You can take it from here. I gotta go trim my mustache for synagogue.
4) beak

Toss me a leaf, you son of a bitch. I'm passing a beak over here.
5) lunatic

You're both complete lunatic!
6) insecurity

I had the greatest woman in the world, and I've let my insecurity ruin everything.
7) recital

Well, the recital's three months away, so I have time to get even better.
8) tummy

There you go, silly tummy.
9) ooh

[ Moans Softly ] Ooh. Men's Wearhouse?
10) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
11) recon

We're going to the C.I.A. to do a little recon on this guy.
12) brunch

I invited him over for Sunday brunch.
13) metaphor

You're the father of her kids. Let's use this hot dog as a metaphor.
14) mister

You're a funny little mister, aren't you? Looking for a friend?
15) nad

Wow. Travis really dodged a bullet with that nad-smasher.
16) gull

You're scaring the gull. I gotta lasso enough to fly me home.
17) cello

Lindsay Coolidge is what they call a cello slut.
18) cheek

I'm gonna call you Simon. Cheek-a, cheek-a, cheek-a, Simon?

1) devastate

After I found out you were missing, I was devastate.
2) fart

That's okay. See how that boat likes you fart quietly into its deck all day.
3) beg

I am beg you. Don't fly.
4) pretend

So I pretend I was moving on with Travis for the cameras,
5) forgive

He's gone forever. He wanted to say good-bye and let me know he forgive me.
6) specialize

I specialize in sick kids-- and animals. [ Blusters ]
7) steal

♪ Because you stole my car ♪
8) settle

Admit it. You settle. I didn't settle for anything.
9) scratch

I told you. It scratch me.
10) overcome

Hey. There is good news. I overcame my fear of seagulls.
11) swim

If you want to be swim, we're swim, dude.
12) engage

I was engage to another man. What?
13) stack

Because I had to see how I stack up.
14) suppose

Did I keep her from the man she was suppose to be with?
15) invite

♪ ♪ [ Stops ] I invite him.
16) introduce

I never even introduce myself. I'm Steve.
17) realize

I realize now that it's been counterproductive.
18) dodge

Wow. Travis really dodge a bullet with that nad-smasher.

1) terminally

No. I help out with the terminally ill children...
2) definitely

I mean-- I mean, I'm definitely drunk, but...
3) forever

He's gone forever. He wanted to say good-bye and let me know he forgives me.
4) slow

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go slow this time.
5) exactly

Exactly. If she waits for you, she loves you.
6) alone

For the last time, I love you, and I'm happy! Now leave me alone!
7) sometimes

No. Not everything is funny, Roger. Sometimes you just have to get information out.
8) instead

Instead of just talking this through with Francine, are you gonna do something crazy?
9) almost

Like you wouldn't believe. There's some guy out there who Francine almost married.
10) actually

I actually look this good.
11) kind

Yeah. I knew. I didn't say anything because it felt kind of nice.
12) soon

♪ Soon I'll be unsnapping Lindsay Coolidge's bra ♪ ♪
13) enough

[ Laughing ] [ Laughing ] I've waited long enough.
14) though

Boy, does that sound like heaven. Kind of in a rush though.
15) together

Oh. Hello. Tying together rocks. Smart. Outside the box.
16) ago

20 years ago, right before I met you,
17) ever

Why-- Why didn't you ever tell me?
18) sure

I hope we have ham. Man, I sure can pump when I'm full of ham.

1) relieved

[ Sighs ] I'm so relieved.
2) jealous

to make you jealous and lure you home.
3) optimistic

I'm feeling optimistic. So Ira and I-- This is Ira.
4) ridiculous

That's ridiculous. Small planes are the safest of all.
5) awful

Oh. Oh, but you-- you look awful.
6) peaceful

You look so peaceful. Almost as if you were sleeping.
7) entertaining

Oh, I stopped listening. If you're not gonna make the effort to be entertaining,
8) gentle

Careful, Snot. You just gotta be gentle.
9) curious

Is he better than me? It's normal. You're curious, like the monkey,
10) trim

You can take it from here. I gotta go trim my mustache for synagogue.
11) drunk

[ Rumbling ] Stan, am I drunk?
12) damn

Peabo Bryson on the damn stereo. Mmm, mmm!
13) careful

Careful, Snot. You just gotta be gentle.
14) stupid

I figured you had some stupid plan to test me.
15) okay

[ Groans ] You're gonna be okay. I-I'll get you some help.
16) alive

He'd still be alive today. Please.
17) dangerous

Small planes are very dangerous.
18) cellular

Who has a cellular phone?

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