Name: One Little Word
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) specialest

I'm even gonna let you play with my "specialest" toys,
2) shtick

I-- I shouldn't be doing shtick. Your wife is crazy.
3) arachnid

Francine, look. My new crystal arachnid of the month arrived.
4) trifecta

I know. She's Asian, she's loose, and she's fat. I hit the trifecta!
5) kale

"the," "kale." I pass! Well, time to get more firewood.
6) infidel

Die, American infidel! [ Groans ]
7) insurgent

those Sunni insurgent are doing to my poor, sweet Miriam.
8) fours

Now, why don't you get on all fours and grease yourself up like a pig.
9) ketchup

She keeps using ketchup packets as foot grenades.
10) slumber

awakened from its subterranean slumber by mining activities.
11) firewood

You've gone for firewood every 10 minutes. Are you okay?
12) exclamation

Now I can practice exclamation for when Stan and I get to the lake.
13) goblin

Like a baby flower, or a pale goblin-like creature...
14) alum

a Vassar alum who thinks she's a Sunni freedom fighter...
15) caramel

Who's the caramel apple of Mommy's eye?
16) bun

Sticky bun. Is it really you?
17) poop

[ Sniffs ] Did you just poop? Oh. No. That's her.
18) liar

But you have two blanks. You can spell "liar," "go,"

1) devastate

Avery, if your wife finds out about this, she'll be devastate.
2) juggle

I'm juggling a colicky toddler,
3) burp

and burp, and changed, and held,
4) bathe

and exercised, and bathe, and oiled,
5) shatter

[ Groans ] My kneecap is shatter.
6) kidnap

A.J.'s been kidnap. I need you to help me with the handoff.
7) disturb

We are not to be disturb.
8) toss

They say the Caesar salad is toss at your table by emperor penguins.
9) bump

He bump into the coffee table. I looked away for two seconds.
10) remind

I'm remind that he has no mother,
11) doom

I'm afraid she's doom to die alone.
12) propose

like when you got down on one knee and propose.
13) smell

I think I'm passing out. I smell pennies.
14) rid

We're finally gonna be rid of Bullock's family.
15) refuse

Not anymore. He refuse to stand in line to get me opera tickets...
16) adopt

You're adopt. The baby's adopt. You have so much to talk about.
17) arrive

Francine, look. My new crystal arachnid of the month arrive.
18) suppose

I mean, what was I suppose to say?

1) someplace

[ Groans ] Maybe we should try someplace else.
2) someday

Maybe someday I'll know how that feels.
3) barely

I can't sing in Hindi. I can barely read it.
4) besides

Besides, every time I look at A.J.,
5) obviously

That's obviously true. You know, I've been here 10 years,
6) unfortunately

Well, unfortunately, everyone here is tall and gorgeous.
7) forever

That could take forever! The guy's a weirdo.
8) truly

Without a woman in our lives, A.J. and I will never truly be a family.
9) exactly

Exactly. Bullock will be caught, he'll have to dump Coco,
10) alone

Oh, I can't wait to be alone with you at Lake Frasier. - Me too.
11) perhaps

Perhaps you could babysit, Francine.
12) sometimes

Sometimes the best solution is the easiest.
13) finally

We're finally gonna be rid of Bullock's family.
14) quite

Quite right. That's why I need you to do something for me, number one.
15) late

Damn it. I'm already late getting back to Francine.
16) almost

I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby.
17) actually

[ Bullock ] Actually, just having someone to talk to gives me enormous comfort.
18) kind

she kind of went Shia.

1) curried

My little curried cupcake!
2) undivided

I promise. From now on, you have my full, undivided attention.
3) subterranean

awakened from its subterranean slumber by mining activities.
4) rabid

That rabid jackal is not my wife.
5) unbearable

Sugar lump, I only strayed because your absence was unbearable.
6) monstrous

[ Shudders ] I can only imagine the monstrous things...
7) orphaned

Yeah. Nothing like the love of an orphaned Indian child...
8) ragged

I'm done. I've been running myself ragged. And for what?
9) spoiled

- That baby is innocent! - He's just another spoiled future infidel.
10) sunni

those Sunni insurgents are doing to my poor, sweet Miriam.
11) jealous

Roger's jealous of the new baby in the house, so he's acting out.
12) vicious

Bullock's wife is being held by a vicious gang of Islamic terrorists.
13) reluctant

A reluctant bottom.
14) optimistic

I won't lie to you, men. My most optimistic projections for this mission...
15) bored

- Happy Valentine's Day. - Wait. I'm bored. Get me a movie.
16) pale

Like a baby flower, or a pale goblin-like creature...
17) intimate

We've become intimate rather quickly.
18) impressed

Wow, Roger. I'm impressed.

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