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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Luckily, I met an ingenue today who knows the play by heart.
Go get me a butterscotch. A butterscotch what?
You know, because pepperoni starts out as one stick,
Would the seńor and seńorita like to hear about the nacho especial?
You're a badass, Dad.
Oh, wait. Wait. You dork still have slumber parties?
Oh, wait. Wait. You dorks still have slumber parties?
because I couldn't summon up a real one to express my disgust with your acting.
Hurry up, people. The Indonesian drug cartel will be here any minute.
♪ Earthquake, bake cake, flank steak, Ricki Lake ♪ ♪ What you ladies want?
[ Imitates Farting ] That was a fake fart,
Mmm. Look at them "tig ol' bitties."
It's bedtime. Go to your room.
acting for an audience of ruthless thug, terrorists and assassins.
Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insult!
Very nice audition. Thank you.
Smith, you need to get into wardrobe and makeup. [ Fingers Snap ]
- That's your cue. - Magic time.
who overhear us planning our sleepover in the pizza parlor.
Clearly, they have repress sexual feelings for each other...
Yacinda and her understudy were both injure in a freak accident.
♪ We gonna stay here till we soothe our souls ♪
No! Last time I summon a demon, and now he won't leave me alone.
Much bigger than my voice-over work on Pac-man: The Animated Series.
I can't believe you sabotage those girls.
Listen to that. They adore my acting.
They-- [ Chuckles ] smack of rich.
A lonely pińata maker who pretend to be as empty as the toys he makes.
You're a gay amateur director. You must've crush hard on someone along the way.
He got shot in the back of the head, now he's just like a puppet.
The "all is lost" moment!
Forgot to strike my prop.
and you're gonna watch 'em grow.
I-I fear it sends a message of separation more than unity.
And guess what your old dad found behind the Post-Its.
"I eat ghosts like you for breakfast!"
who unknowingly trained me to steal this part right out from under him,
Luckily, I met an ingenue today who knows the play by heart.
but somehow I'm not buying that you are really offering me water.
Because our acting was that damn good.
No! Last time I summoned a demon, and now he won't leave me alone.
It's almost showtime.
And you, that's enough from you for the night.
I mean, trust me, when the four of us get together in a bedroom,
Yep. Don't need anyone else to have a good time.
But you moved to Scottsdale years ago. How did you--
"Have you ever seen the word 'pińata,' Miss Lopez?
But he sure was awesome.
making me the better actor, and once again, the big dog.
I always thought there was going to be plenty of time.
I'm crushing hard on one of 'em.
There's a reason I never give you lines, Smith.
Stan, we're gonna do this again,
Maybe we are too old for sleepovers. We're not kids anymore.
are trying to flee Goose Island to prevent global thermonuclear war.
And if I'm unconvincing or forget a line,
I wasn't sure, so I got butterscotch pudding, butterscotch candy...
and, Stan and Stacy, I'm giving you one of the most riveting scenes ever put to paper:
Would the seńor and seńorita like to hear about the nacho especial?
Jerkin' it? I'm on undercover C.I.A. missions...
I was jealous because I never get the cool parts in undercover missions.
Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults!
Thank you, Mr. Rivera-Perez, for writing a play as brave as Pińata Man .
Hurry up, people. The Indonesian drug cartel will be here any minute.
[ Imitates Farting ] That was a fake fart,
Well, whatever he's doing, it doesn't sound genuine.
The forgotten fifth member of the sleepover gang.
Look, you aren't mad at each other.
Hey, I was feeding off your amazing energy.
Clearly, they have repressed sexual feelings for each other...
I'm smart than you, I'm stronger than you, I can wet-nurse better than you.
They-- [ Chuckles ] smacked of rich.