Name: Fart-Break Hotel
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) saleswoman

On a whim, I decided to be a saleswoman who didn't show up. Big deal.
2) loudmouth

Hey, you're a loudmouth, Doug.
3) snot

And there's no more scraping snot rockets...
4) vigilante

The Tender Vigilante doesn't have... insurance.
5) monologue

I don't mean to ignore your strange monologue,
6) whim

On a whim, I decided to be a saleswoman who didn't show up. Big deal.
7) fart

That fart really shook some memories loose.
8) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
9) crust

And no more P.B. & J. with the crust cut off.
10) rumor

You know, Sarah, there's a rumor that you died in a car crash.
11) kung

They know math. They know kung fu.
12) limo

Ms. Blanch, your limo is waiting to take you to the airport.
13) sock

[ Door Opens, Closes ] Oh, she forgot the sock.
14) alcoholic

Oh, no. Pete Pendelman is a recovering alcoholic.
15) surgeon

Two years ago, my wife was killed by a plastic surgeon in Ecuador.
16) walnut

When did I get Paulie Walnuts hair?
17) lap

placed a black wig on you, put a cougar in your lap,
18) lawsuit

To avoid a lawsuit, the hotel gave me a free week of rooms.

1) devour

Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devour 13 Christian babies.
2) kidnap

Jimmy Carter kidnap and devours 13 Christian babies.
3) slumber

While you slumber, I stripped you naked,
4) fart

[ Beeping Continues ] [ Groans ] Who fart?
5) presume

She's presume dead. But nothing's concrete.
6) explode

when it spontaneously explode.
7) shine

♪ See how the sun shine brightly in the city ♪
8) shake

That fart really shook some memories loose.
9) suffer

I stayed here back in the '80s and suffer a terrible accident.
10) belong

But it's not your life. It belong to--
11) sue

I claimed I was Asian and sue over Cheese Nips.
12) suppose

A week? Where are we suppose to go for a week?
13) shoot

Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter.
14) escape

See, sometimes I escape to a little place in my head...
15) throw

Wait. You throw that away? This would make a perfect cape.
16) taste

Um, cherry wine taste pretty weird.
17) strip

While you slumbered, I strip you naked,
18) decide

On a whim, I decide to be a saleswoman who didn't show up. Big deal.

1) spontaneously

when it spontaneously exploded.
2) brightly

♪ See how the sun shines brightly in the city ♪
3) aboard

Welcome aboard, Sarah.
4) basically

So, basically I just concentrate as hard as I can that I'm in 1981,
5) somewhere

I guess when I was at the store, my mind was somewhere else.
6) exactly

All right, Steve, this is exactly how your hotel room looked in 1981.
7) alone

There are over a million Chinese people in China alone.
8) perhaps

Well, young man, perhaps it can be.
9) sometimes

See, sometimes I escape to a little place in my head...
10) finally

Wow. Finally some "me" time.
11) instead

♪ I'm gonna laugh instead of cry ♪
12) super

Sarah must be super important.
13) actually

Actually, I... don't have a family.
14) far

All right, you've taken Sarah as far as she can go. Let's make a run for it.
15) else

I guess when I was at the store, my mind was somewhere else.
16) ago

Two years ago, my wife was killed by a plastic surgeon in Ecuador.
17) ever

No one ever says it was the middle.
18) least

It's gonna take at least a week to sanitize your house.

1) stale

Stale as the dickens.
2) enchanting

but I can't take my eyes off this enchanting vision.
3) prestigious

It's the most prestigious job in the concrete industry.
4) loud

You're loud.
5) toxic

Well, whatever's in there is off the charts toxic.
6) weird

Um, cherry wine tastes pretty weird.
7) loose

That fart really shook some memories loose.
8) tend

The Tender Vigilante doesn't have... insurance.
9) korean

will never be found in Korean hair salons.
10) okay

Is he okay? Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
11) quiet

Pete, you've been quiet. What about your family? You married?
12) dear

No, my dear Smurf, you are her.
13) illegal

That's because I put a bunch of weird, illegal things in it.
14) planned

and planned gap structure coordination.
15) amazing

Her breasts looked amazing during the open casket.
16) plastic

Two years ago, my wife was killed by a plastic surgeon in Ecuador.
17) domestic

The Chinese threat to our domestic concrete industry.
18) solid

and, uh, let's make this Concrete Sellers Convention the most solid one ever.

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