Name: School Lies
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) innuendo

As long as that's not sexual innuendo, then you're right.
2) pooch

I think I screwed the pooch on this one. What?
3) gunshot

[ Video Games: Beeping, Gunshots ]
4) pud

and I'm gonna wear the P.J. bottoms where my pud always falls out.
5) eminence

Your Eminence. This must be your beautiful young wife.
6) cubicle

No? Try sitting in a cubicle for 20 years.
7) sunscreen

I mean, uh, if you were handing out sunscreen, you'd give it to her first.
8) smack

Smack!
9) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
10) pow

Pow! Second gun! [ Laughs ]
11) robbery

He robbed a pharmacy. People are in the hospital! Armed robbery! He's in jail!
12) cashier

Your face is freaking me out. You look like that cashier at CVS.
13) stance

Still playing your short irons in the front of your stance?
14) shooter

No. Look, you know, I'm gonna be a straight shooter with you now.
15) limo

Hey, you seen a limo with diplomatic plates?
16) spoon

to hobnob with Jimmy Boom Box and his silver spoon pals.
17) deed

Now get in. We have good deed to do...
18) scooter

And this kid in his fancy electric scooter. Too spoiled to walk.

1) intimidate

Listen, rookie, you're new, so you'll be intimidate at first.
2) spoil

And this kid in his fancy electric scooter. Too spoil to walk.
3) poop

I poop in my drawer for six months.
4) owe

I want the money you owe me.
5) expose

I got a tear in my suit! I've been expose!
6) remind

Tomorrow? Oh, that remind me.
7) assign

Well, since you assign the task force positions--
8) mess

I don't know. I was pretty mess up, Stan.
9) arrest

[ Francine ] Stan? Oh, my God, Stan! Steve's been arrest!
10) screw

I think I screw the pooch on this one. What?
11) belong

The same one Brooke Hogan belong to.
12) attach

[ Scoffs ] Jerk's got a stereo attach to his scooter.
13) hang

So, can I just hang out at the arcade every day?
14) suppose

I'm not suppose to talk to you.
15) wash

I wash you in the sink when you were a baby!
16) shoot

and get shot in the head.
17) appreciate

We really appreciate everything you do.
18) wake

[ Kicks Landing ] [ Man ] Wake up, bitch!

1) nicely

Nicely played.
2) nowhere

I work and I work, and I get nowhere.
3) differently

on Johnny's new pal, the differently-abled Jimmy Boom Box.
4) legally

Legally, I have to say yes,
5) basically

It's basically this thing that will change everything in my life.
6) personally

but personally, I don't think it's a problem.
7) obviously

Because he's so obviously hetero.
8) possibly

couldn't possibly change the nature of the favor you're going to ask.
9) nearly

Senator, we've known each other for nearly two days now. Can I ask you a favor?
10) exactly

That's exactly right.
11) earlier

[ Shouts ] Why would you not look at the blue jay earlier?
12) sometimes

And sometimes you have to focus on what's important--
13) almost

Uh, no. I'm almost 16.
14) outside

Take this fool outside and shoot him in the head.
15) fast

- You wouldn't do that! - And I'd pant real fast.
16) together

so she might pull it together.
17) ever

Have you ever seen a magic trick so amazing it'll blow your mind?
18) sure

[ Nervous Laugh ] Oh, she sure did.

1) embarrassed

But you're gonna be way more embarrassed if you make me go back there.
2) sober

Maybe I'm too sober to remember.
3) embarrassing

God, you're embarrassing.
4) diplomatic

Hey, you seen a limo with diplomatic plates?
5) prestigious

all the prestigious C.I.A. task force positions.
6) disappointed

and I'll be really disappointed if I don't.
7) dumb

You dumb-ass! Where did you leave her?
8) fancy

And this kid in his fancy electric scooter. Too spoiled to walk.
9) excited

I'm so excited to go to school here, Dad.
10) weird

Gosh, in those weird suits?
11) armed

He robbed a pharmacy. People are in the hospital! Armed robbery! He's in jail!
12) stupid

Don't stand there looking stupid.
13) mexican

We could see a movie and try the new Mexican place at the food court.
14) mad

Are you seriously mad at me, Stan?
15) dangerous

Is it dangerous?
16) proud

I thought you'd be proud of me.
17) focused

Wow, Roger. You're really focused.
18) amazing

Have you ever seen a magic trick so amazing it'll blow your mind?

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