Name: License to Till
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) dipstick

Know the rules of the planet, dipstick!
2) chug

[ Chanting ] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
3) bulger

Mmm. Best part of waking up is bulger in your cup. Mmm!
4) mensch

You're real mensch to help me bring in this year's cabbage crop.
5) pretzel

How's your pretzel?
6) escalator

Oh, yeah? One dollar says you can't make the next loser up the escalator into a cool.
7) nob

[ Girl ] What a nob. What the hell?
8) inhaler

and you always carry a spare inhaler for me.
9) wag

Now, go wag that mama all over school, cool guy.
10) mitt

A mitt's for catching a baseball.
11) truce

Truce? Truce.
12) shalom

♪ Hevenu shalom, shalom, shalom aleichem ♪ ♪
13) mitzvah

- Plus, it's a mitzvah. - What's a mitzvah?
14) whoa

[ Man ] ♪ Whoa ♪
15) hallway

Yeah! What? It's Steve's hallway! [ Crying ]
16) nerd

Oh, look at those nerd bombs.
17) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
18) nephew

Schmuley, you're one heck of a nephew,

1) misunderstand

Oh, boy. I misunderstood.
2) fart

Oh, fart during a hug.
3) vow

the day I vow to return the element of surprise to our marriage.
4) scare

We scare her good.
5) designate

Someone order a designate driver?
6) tear

Yeah! You tore that up!
7) predict

and temples everywhere are predict a robust break-fast.
8) smell

[ Screams ] I smell my butt!
9) mess

- How could he hit a girl? - That's mess up.
10) admit

Roger, just admit defeat and pay me my dollar.
11) suppose

We're suppose to bring in the harvest!
12) throw

By pretending I understood what kind of surprise you wanted, I totally threw you off.
13) promise

Steve, we promise him.
14) strike

You've struck my garage,
15) catch

Oh, I kind of got caught up in it too.
16) bond

that it would've bond us forever.
17) lose

I lost my lens!
18) guess

I guess it's me who doesn't know y ou.

1) forever

that it would've bonded us forever.
2) twice

Oh, my God! I got you twice!
3) alone

Two, three hours, tops. But you gotta leave us alone.
4) finally

I think I finally understand what sort of surprise you're looking for.
5) almost

Almost broke my damn neck!
6) super

Super cool! Let's get to the next party!
7) kind

No, it's kind of not.
8) along

and I feel as though we are not going to get along.
9) enough

Is anybody sober enough to drive?
10) fast

Not so fast! I have one last foolproof idea.
11) together

Come on! We'll all be together.
12) usually

Where'd she go? She usually starts dinner at 6:00.
13) ever

Snot, I'm sorry. How can I ever make this up to you?
14) always

I always carry a spare lens for you,
15) hard

I mean, how hard can it be to make Steve cool? [ Steve ] Oh, my God!
16) never

Oh! They'll never be cool.
17) again

[ Gasps ] I can't believe you did that again!
18) too

[ Whispering ] Don't tell anyone. You'll get in trouble too.

1) foolproof

Not so fast! I have one last foolproof idea.
2) sober

Is anybody sober enough to drive?
3) fertile

fertile and frost,
4) shocking

Something so shocking and personal...
5) wasted

Man, if we could find a way to get 50 wasted people safely across town,
6) brutal

[ Laughing ] Oh, brutal!
7) robust

and temples everywhere are predicting a robust break-fast.
8) delicious

with the delicious coleslaw they crave.
9) decorative

Oh, my God! A decorative spoon!
10) ripe

Make sure it's ripe and ready.
11) spare

I always carry a spare lens for you,
12) damn

Almost broke my damn neck!
13) romantic

I was talking about a romantic surprise,
14) tough

All right, new plan. You're gonna be... the tough guy.
15) thick

Size 14 high-tops and a thick spicy one.
16) stupid

It was stupid of me to think that scaring you...
17) okay

Uh, who's next? You're not okay to drive, bro.
18) jewish

Help my Jewish farmer uncle harvest his talking cabbage crop...

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