Name: You Debt Your Life
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) drunker

The drunker he gets, the better I look.
2) footstep

[ Footsteps Running Up Stairs ]
3) nonhuman

Another fey, pansexual, alcoholic nonhuman!
4) boner

Is this so we don't get boner in the common area?
5) salve

I've got a special salve that'll make your legs grow back.
6) lasagna

And behold. I said lunch was lasagna,
7) vomit

[ Low, Growly Voice ] In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth--
8) briefcase

to make me a "melted cheese and work-I-was-supposed-to-do" sandwich on briefcase bread.
9) ooh

♪ Ooh, baby love ♪ ♪
10) kangaroo

Ooh, this must be how baby kangaroo feel...
11) firefly

Look! I'm a firefly!
12) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
13) peacock

That's where I've been pooing-- in the peacock hutch.
14) badminton

And congratulations to the badminton squad,
15) bastard

Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men.
16) jerk

Should've grabbed my fanny pack instead of that jerk.
17) swear

I made a swear.
18) feather

This isn't my feather boa.

1) squat

I don't owe you squat!
2) bleed

Roger, take me to a hospital! I'm bleed to death!
3) spit

I saw you hold his nose until he spit out that Band-Aid he found on the sidewalk.
4) crawl

you will rue the day you crawl out of your mother's-- [ Bleeps ]
5) insist

Oh, Stan insist on bringing him.
6) melt

to make me a "melt cheese and work-I-was-supposed-to-do" sandwich on briefcase bread.
7) owe

Ever since then, Dad's owe Roger a life debt,
8) tear

Great. I tore my favorite suit saving your drunk ass.
9) grab

Should've grab my fanny pack instead of that jerk.
10) admit

Just admit you miss him.
11) adopt

returning Somalian babies you've adopt.
12) suppose

No! I'm suppose to save him!
13) invite

Klaus, the life debt may be why Stan invite me to stay here at first,
14) throw

Guards threw grenades into the room--
15) decide

Look, I decide what's worth announcing,
16) replace

I've been replace!
17) draw

And once you drew blood for him, you were set.
18) lose

Zachary, you've lost your announcing privileges.

1) perfectly

I did it perfectly. [ Horn Honking ]
2) exactly

Stan, you're renting the attic to someone who's exactly like Roger.
3) alone

♪ And, girl, I'm so alone ♪
4) sometimes

Sometimes I think I should've just stayed in Peru moving coke.
5) finally

Oh. Fanny pack? Finally.
6) instead

Should've grabbed my fanny pack instead of that jerk.
7) super

I'm super drunk and about to get raped.
8) actually

You know, that could actually work.
9) soon

As soon as Stan sees my face,
10) far

Stan doesn't. As far as he's concerned,
11) together

They're doing everything we used to do together.
12) ago

Years ago, Roger was a prisoner in Area 51.
13) ever

Ever since then, Dad's owed Roger a life debt,
14) once

Maybe you just need to remind Stan why you guys were once friends.
15) always

It's always been the life debt,
16) never

♪ You never call ♪
17) again

And you owe me a life debt again.
18) too

You were too big to punch.

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