Name: I Am the Walrus
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) whorehouse

Now, I know what you're thinking. Why don't we just go to a whorehouse?
2) popsicle

So these Popsicles are weird.
3) nibble

Every year on my birthday, I take a celebratory nibble off his severed leg.
4) epicenter

Here we are, the epicenter of drunk girls-- the kitchen.
5) walrus

[ Male Announcer ] The bull walrus will ward off all challengers...
6) plunger

I'm just looking for the plunger. [ Chuckles ]
7) strife

Did I? Or did I solve your marital strife as promised...
8) booze

Booze and hormones are a-flowin'.
9) poop

Do what I do. Pretend to put it on, then hide it in your poop cannon.
10) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
11) gesture

It's still a lovely gesture.
12) dominance

he responds by reasserting his dominance.
13) intercourse

Roger has taken Steve to a party for intercourse so he can usurp you.
14) champ

Hey, champ. I, uh, wanted to talk to you.
15) peanut

[ All ] ♪ Buy me some peanut and Crackerjacks ♪
16) sweater

Here. I made you a sweater.
17) snack

I'm gonna grab a snack from the kitchen, and then we'll get outta here.
18) goodness

I was plowing, Steve. [ Weak Voice ] Oh, my goodness.

1) overpower

they overpower their mom and eat her.
2) kidnap

You kidnap us and forced us into slave labor.
3) intimidate

He's just-- Well, he's intimidate by you.
4) squish

squish between two fat ladies from Toronto.
5) plow

I was plow, Steve. [ Weak Voice ] Oh, my goodness.
6) choke

Sometimes, when someone is choking,
7) toss

When he opens his mouth to scream, you toss the drugs.
8) threaten

When an older male is threaten,
9) tear

Oh, my God! I just tore from my "V" to my "A"!
10) smell

[ Sniffs ] It smell like pee.
11) shut

You shut up and going to bed.
12) throw

What do you mean? I throw parties here all the time...
13) prove

The dominant male prove himself by mating, so the solution is simple.
14) pull

I've pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.
15) treat

That is not how we treat little boys in this house.
16) catch

if you catch my drift.
17) push

Dad just push me off the couch and took my food.
18) replace

He's replace me as head of the house.

1) luckily

Luckily, I know an easy way to make that happen.
2) sexually

Bing Cooper-- sexually active high school senior.
3) legally

as I am not legally permitted to be within 100 feet of the instructor,
4) definitely

[ Laughs ] Okay. Well, then you definitely don't want Ace.
5) alone

and into the wilderness to die alone.
6) perhaps

Uh, perhaps we should relocate,
7) sometimes

Sometimes, when someone is choking,
8) finally

I was finally coming into my own.
9) forward

I'm Ace Chapman, star forward for--
10) especially

I know. Especially if I keep raising you like we're walruses.
11) super

My parents are super into me.
12) actually

The mother actually takes care of her young after they hatch.
13) soon

Because soon I'll be sitting where you are,
14) enough

Then, once the babies are big enough,
15) later

Hey, where you goin'? I was gonna put the shoes to your mom again later.
16) though

I'm still gonna finish before you though. No, you're not.
17) fast

Totally! And we'll just open it up and see how fast we can--
18) together

You can't break something before you put it together, Dumbo.

1) upstart

Like when the young upstart lion...
2) severed

Every year on my birthday, I take a celebratory nibble off his severed leg.
3) unnatural

The pilot has an unnatural interest in that little boy.
4) obsessed

You were so obsessed with keeping him down...
5) drunken

Those fans are drunken slobs.
6) slick

You know what we should do? We should call a cab, take it out to the slick track.
7) ridiculous

What? That's ridiculous! I'm no threat to him.
8) insane

You're driving me insane. Could you just leave the room, please?
9) fuzzy

That must be what's making the ice cubes all fuzzy.
10) suburban

Here we are-- Suburban teenage house party.
11) dominant

The dominant male proves himself by mating, so the solution is simple.
12) impressive

Very impressive.
13) excited

Oh, I'm so excited! I'm gonna go do it right now.
14) drunk

Here we are, the epicenter of drunk girls-- the kitchen.
15) weird

So these Popsicles are weird.
16) odd

That's odd, what you're doing.
17) weak

Every day, you get weak and I get stronger,
18) quiet

[ Stammering ] That's not true. Quiet!

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