Name: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) ghoul

And get this fakakta ghoul off the car!
2) fright

At the corner, take a fright!
3) bonfire

Let's get Akiko home so we can head over to Vince Chung's bonfire in the woods.
4) suitcase

Sit on me, like a suitcase.
5) murderer

What's scarier than real, live murderer?
6) hallway

The upstairs hallway spiraled into a black hole,
7) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
8) transformer

You're a Transformer? A Transformer?
9) buckle

[ Loud Crash ] Oh, my God! Buckle!
10) gut

Stan, if you want those gut to look real, I suggest using a Bolognese.
11) kung

but if you don't loosen your kung fu grip, you're gonna lose her--
12) pumpkin

I guess I'm taking the pumpkin car, since my Mazda's blocked in.
13) heck

What in the heck was that?
14) crush

[ Sighs ] Next time, I'm gonna get a crush on Snot's sister.
15) grape

You're supposed to be peeling grape for our bowl of eyeballs.
16) samurai

I bought Toshi a fun samurai outfit,
17) outfit

I bought Toshi a fun samurai outfit,
18) peso

they're kissing each other, and I'm throwing peso at them.

1) spirale

The upstairs hallway spirale into a black hole,
2) rile

You gotta get 'em rile up. Poke the bear a little.
3) haunt

[ Together ] Scariest haunt house on the block, witches!
4) envision

[ Laughing ] Oh, I never envision my life like this.
5) butcher

I can't believe we're going to get butcher,
6) scare

I scare him right out the window.
7) overflow

I couldn't help it. My panties overflow and filled my shoes.
8) peel

You're supposed to be peel grapes for our bowl of eyeballs.
9) scream

He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps scream, "Coasters!"
10) dare

How dare you quote Ghostbusters to me?
11) swim

They say if you swim to it with someone, you're friends forever.
12) hang

Well, mine is gonna be way better, once I hang all these cobwebs.
13) suppose

You're suppose to be peeling grapes for our bowl of eyeballs.
14) pee

And every year you get me so scared, I pee my pants.
15) throw

Francine's throw in the towel.
16) promise

- Slam! - You promise your sister.
17) spread

What do I care if she spread what she's got?
18) dress

They're just sitting here. Well, that's why I'm dress like Francine.

1) forever

They say if you swim to it with someone, you're friends forever.
2) finally

Well, I finally got into my jeans.
3) forward

Terry Gaga. Looking forward to your haunted house tonight.
4) later

Two weeks later, Ghostbusters came out.
5) fast

She can only move so fast in those polio braces.
6) usually

Usually when I see men in cages,
7) ever

This'll be your scariest haunted house ever.
8) sure

Well, I sure hope you guys can make it tonight for all the fun.
9) always

Head for the woods! It's always safe there!
10) never

[ Laughing ] Oh, I never envisioned my life like this.
11) again

I had to go see Buckle's again.
12) too

Not too shabby, huh? [ Loud Boom ]
13) down

Roger? Down here.
14) even

The more the merrier. Whatevs. I love you, not even.
15) right

I scared him right out the window.
16) where

Francine, where have you been?
17) most

of the most ruthless serial killers on the Eastern Seaboard.
18) over

I'm sorry, Stan, but it's really scary over there.

1) menacing

They're menacing, but it's not really that scary.
2) intimidating

A shark's not very intimidating behind glass,
3) terrifying

He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps screaming, "Coasters!"
4) stubborn

but he's too stubborn to put it on.
5) crooked

Ah, it's so crooked and awesome. Don't set it.
6) lame

More like Lame Row. Those guys aren't scary at all.
7) haunted

Terry Gaga. Looking forward to your haunted house tonight.
8) fake

A lot of folks out there are trying to scare people with fake ghouls and goblins.
9) incredible

Akiko! That was incredible!
10) loose

Help! Serial killers are loose in here!
11) alive

I'll skin you alive, you little whore!
12) mad

Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
13) dangerous

Don't come over here! It's very dangerous!
14) dental

My mom sold my dragon costume to buy dental dams.
15) serial

Who are they? Serial killers.
16) rare

Like a rare insect, or an older man and a younger man hooking up.
17) fresh

He clearly doesn't know that you're the Fresh Prince of Bel-Scare.
18) actual

I don't think you'll be going to Buckle's when you see actual serial killers.

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