Name: The People vs. Martin Sugar
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) crapper

I like to clean my crack with your undershirts, so I need a crapper that can suck 'em down.
2) undershirt

I like to clean my crack with your undershirt, so I need a crapper that can suck 'em down.
3) pinkie

I'm using my pinkie, Mom.
4) lozenge

Does anyone have a lozenge? Bert's throat gets so dry these days.
5) shipwreck

It's sticking out of the water like a shipwreck!
6) douche

We're unanimous. You're the only douche bag who thinks he's guilty.
7) blackout

Yes, I do, Francine. I need to be in a media blackout so I don't compromise the trial.
8) summons

To the day. Did you get the self-addressed stamped envelope I sent for my jury summons?
9) persona

Hey, I happen to know at least 20 of your persona have Social Security numbers.
10) disguise

But first, I gotta change my disguise.
11) bum

But I always keep a handcuff key up my bum.
12) thug

He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.
13) nerd

Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.
14) menace

He is a menace, and he must pay for his crimes.
15) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
16) foreman

Have you selected a foreman?
17) cheek

I'll even take a mother-killer without Edward James Olmos cheek.
18) lineup

Can I make any trades? No. Just set the lineup.

1) shackle

Excuse me, driver. Could I be shackle to someone with a softer offense?
2) overturn

It's an overturn refrigerator filled with kitty litter!
3) accuse

Mr. Sugar is accuse of manufacturing and distributing...
4) inherit

Although if you inherit that pizza face from her, I get it.
5) prevail

Justice prevail, as per "yooj."
6) forgive

No, I won't. People forgive you if you're likable,
7) knock

Oh, damn! That fool got knock the hell out!
8) deserve

that Martin Sugar deserve to be behind bars.
9) bind

A bus bound for the Virginia Correctional Facility has crashed.
10) twist

Had those twist on pretty tight.
11) survive

Recently, Bert survive a lengthy battle with throat cancer,
12) suffer

But when I'm not smoking pot, I suffer from H.L.S.-- Hyperactive Libido Syndrome.
13) admit

I will, if you admit this is you.
14) destroy

[ Grunting ] Why are you destroy my birthday bear?
15) shut

Oh, shut up, Hayley. That's not true.
16) sentence

You are sentence to 10 years in maximum security prison. [ Sobbing ]
17) crash

This is the seventh bus you've crash, Kevin.
18) smoke

I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist in like a second.

1) formally

And I want to formally welcome Jeff to our home.
2) incredibly

You're guilty of having incredibly kissable lips.
3) definitely

So, I am definitely not on trial here?
4) unfortunately

Unfortunately, there's a stern side to the welcome basket.
5) eventually

I guess eventually we all have to move on.
6) truly

showing how truly despicable his crimes were.
7) nearly

even though I'm well into my 50s and nearly bald.
8) alone

Now leave me alone, so I can study this footprint.
9) sometimes

What if that had been a real baby? Sometimes it is.
10) finally

Sorry, Roger. Justice has finally caught up with you.
11) recently

Recently, Bert survived a lengthy battle with throat cancer,
12) late

Hey. It's me. I'm gonna be late.
13) else

you'll do it where everyone else in this family does it-- in Steve's bed.
14) ever

and I'm the most charming S.O.B. anyone's ever met.
15) least

Hey, I happen to know at least 20 of your personas have Social Security numbers.
16) always

You don't always have to sequester yourself, you know.
17) hard

Mr. Sugar made us work very hard.
18) never

Oh, big news. You'll never guess who the defendant was.

1) inhumane

he subjected illegal workers to inhumane work conditions.
2) despicable

showing how truly despicable his crimes were.
3) fictitious

my number four favorite fictitious dog of all time.
4) freaking

You have got to lock the freaking door, dude. I'm sorry.
5) unconscious

Better not be him with some unconscious fool.
6) jealous

Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous, big-nosed, sour-faced sister, Jeanie.
7) stamped

To the day. Did you get the self-addressed stamped envelope I sent for my jury summons?
8) unanimous

Look, I'm jury foreman, and no one leaves here until we come to a unanimous decision.
9) sour

Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous, big-nosed, sour-faced sister, Jeanie.
10) austrian

I see you're admiring my special Austrian toilet.
11) stern

Unfortunately, there's a stern side to the welcome basket.
12) dumb

Think you can handle that, dumb-ass?
13) charming

and I'm the most charming S.O.B. anyone's ever met.
14) bald

even though I'm well into my 50s and nearly bald.
15) ripe

Oh, they're plump and sweet like ripe cherries.
16) fake

But here you are accepting a cash payment for the fake handbags.
17) careful

Just take a nice, slow, extra careful drive.
18) weak

You made us weak as a unit.

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