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Nerts to this space crab! If we want information...
combined with the graviton and graviolis from the supernova...
Now prepare my lunch and place it in the latrine at 1200 hours!
the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.
Well, 'taint as bad as gettin' killed.
the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.
This beauty has four broiler, a casserole indicator...
No, sir. I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact...
I've never seen a supernova blow up.
- See that waitress there? - Yowzah! I know what I want for dessert.
"Flying Saucer Captured."
Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope!
which would explain why the chronograph has turned into...
This beauty has four broilers, a casserole indicator...
Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart.
Commencing excavation of the subject's chest cavity.
Man. Them cracker cut my mouth up somethin' bad.
Commencing excavation of the subject's chest cavity.
Mr. President, our experts have reassemble the parts...
Meanwhile, you guys sneak onto the army base and rescue Bender's body.
The president is gag on my gas bladder.
I did? Then I sure am lucky you knock me...
You remind me of Enos. Would you mind walking me home?
Yes. We tore the universe a new space-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast.
- 'Cause I intend to! - Well, gadzooks, Sarge.
Hey. What smell like blue?
Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're trap in this time period.
I've never dramatically reveal anything as shocking as this.
blast us through time itself.
Yes. We tore the universe a new space-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast.
unless it turns out you were suppose to do it...
This means the flying saucer that crash in Roswell... was us!
which prove you can't really be my grandm...
"Flying Saucer Captured."
Don't do anything that affect anything...
Wait. If you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist?
I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this.
Okay, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.
Meanwhile, you guys sneak onto the army base and rescue Bender's body.
that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.
But existing is basically all I do!
Well, I'm sure we can buy a microwave somewhere around here.
exactly 24 hours.
Safe and sound. Finally, I can continue to exist.
My grandfather died recently.
Are you crazy? You almost got yourself run over.
All right, Officer. I'll move along.
How far is it?
This oven is lightning fast. It takes only five hours to cook a roast.
Zoidberg, pick up the pieces. Everyone else, take five.
Yeah, folks say that. But did you ever get the feeling...
I did? Then I sure am lucky you knocked me...
Hey, you know what always cheers you up?
Aw. It's less popped than ever.
One deviled egg.
an eventful year for the town of...
And if history doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather...
Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope!
I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this.
Uh, I'll have a pie with a fried egg on top.
- I'm not worried about that. - Then you're a brave woman than I.
You've got eight. But a more urgent concern is the microwave.
Remarkable!
Above all else, it is our sacred duty to preserve the past exactly as it was.
But, sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set.
Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
It's all so sad.
- Bender, are you okay? - I don't know. I'll try to move my feet.
Isn't it obvious?
Please, just concentrate on staying alive.
That's it! This place is too dangerous. We gotta get you out of here.
and I should have that operational within 10 hours.