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to empty all the spittoon in Little Italy.
- I don't know if they were mighty alien overlord, - That little...
Underdog's groin, Bart Simpson's left ear and right shin...
That's when we saved Earth from a giant asteroid of garbage.
Five hundred real dollars? That's an outrage!
I told a whole crowd today that being an orphan made me strong.
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside...
Those are some of my diary pages. And my screenplay!
Behold, our once beautiful mutagenic sewage lake.
That's it, Albert. No more espresso for you.
Hey, get back in the sewer, weirdie. No mutant on the surface.
Hey, get back in the sewer, weirdie. No mutants on the surface.
Submerge the prisoner!
If those aren't tear of happiness, please stop crying.
I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse. I asked you to get busy.
Leela's going nut, and I can't save her...
- What's this junk? - It looks like...
That's when we saved Earth from a giant asteroid of garbage.
she is the least mutate mutant ever born.
the prisoners shall hereby be expel from the sewers...
And here's when I dropped out and bum around India for a while.
of old discard Macy's Parade balloons...
It's like that time I peek in the kitchen at Imperial Hunan.
I'll never forget the night that cute little alien baby was abandon on our doorstep.
And yet, she's curse to live the horrible, degrading life of a mutant.
Wait. I don't even have D.N.A. Why am I scream?
It's all the best stuff I ever flush down the toilet.
We never wanted you to know. You deserve a better life.
And it smell like toxic waste.
The radioactive waste you've dump in it has made it bright enough...
Instead of being torture to death...
I bet you sick mutants killed them!
Or from my parents? You rob my parents, didn't you?
My parents were confused aliens lost on Earth, and you killed them!
You all know the orphanarium where Leela grew up.
Then today's your lucky day, because I happen to be...
We're gonna beat you afterwards.
the prisoners shall hereby be expelled from the sewers...
I don't know. I think I saved us somehow.
that somewhere on some unknown planet circling a distant star...
your D.N.A. Will be forever altered...
I order you to dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me.
Certainly not. Two dings means it's done.
Sometimes, when I'm lonely...
Instead of being tortured to death...
Like all of us. Especially him.
- Well, actually, they're... - Morris, shh!
As if our lives weren't miserable enough already.
Leela, freak out later. We're not done escaping yet.
In the end though, it doesn't matter who my parents were.
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside...
Second, everything else that's horribly wrong with what you're doing.
It's all the best stuff I ever flushed down the toilet.
Behold, our once beautiful mutagenic sewage lake.
within these unscalable walls...
A "squeezably" soft paper used mainly in the sewers.
Just make sure you get my nonchalant side.
Behold, our once beautiful mutagenic sewage lake.
Can we really never return to this dank pit of sewage?
Better we should die than have her learn the shameful truth of her origin.
My whole life has just been a show for some perverted mutant.
My dumping business is booming.
It's crooked!
As if our lives weren't miserable enough already.
I guess you're an alien. What a beautiful, gigantic eye you have...
If you think it's anything, you're a suspicious moron.
Oh, cruel fate!
The mutant Dalai Lama? Stop me if I guess it!
that somewhere on some unknown planet circling a distant star...
alongside those of our most distinguished alumni.
- Punishment? - No fair! - Bender's innocent!
Because I have a photographic memory, and I remember every night.