В первый раз здесь? Создать аккаунт
Предыдущая строка субтитров
Следующая строка субтитров
Увеличить размер субтитров
Уменьшить размер субтитров
Перевести выделенный текст в субтитрах
00:22:35
308
Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything?
Ah, bloody chunder!
one billion cubit in height...
bringer of the good aspects of the annual floods.
Here, have a pomegranate schnapps from my private distillery...
Here, have a pomegranate schnapps from my private distillery...
What's the point of pullin' the biggest pool caper ever if nobody knows you did it?
doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela!
and blowing this whole place to rubble.
# Pharaoh, my god king #
to the abode of the damned.
Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!
to deliver this enormous sandstone block.
This is an outrage!
Up next, daring daylight robbery at a municipal swimming pool.
All rights, ladies. Let's flush these artist loft straights to hell!
We interrupt this ancient prophecy to bring you a late-breaking bulletin.
Bender always had a free body cavity.
Pick it up, people. We're enslave here to do a job!
when he was crush by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.
We interrupt this ancient prophecy to bring you a late-breaking bulletin.
I have emerge from the place of spells and fairies.
doom to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela!
You've succeed in convincing me life is worth living...
Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers.
Hey, now what am I suppose to watch and drink all day?
No, but I bet it wasn't someone who was good at stealing.
Sorry, but we're totally seal in.
Earlier today, a foul-mouthed bandit rob the municipal pool...
I know whose funeral we'll be attend next.
The prophecy is strange and crudely draw, at best.
- I'm expressing my sorrow. - Get lost!
It indicate that we are here...
Hey, you spend your whole life building a guy's toe, you're gonna remember him.
The great monument is finish, oh Pharaoh, and now... the unveiling!
The pharaoh has spoken.
The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best.
Go faster? I told them, but they're so damn lazy.
Uh, yeah, it's definitely big, all right.
We'll just stay here forever.
Bender was a truly special...
Your task is nearly completed.
Earlier today, a foul-mouthed bandit robbed the municipal pool...
Please, just leave me alone.
doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela!
We interrupt this ancient prophecy to bring you a late-breaking bulletin.
Actually, on a robot, they sorta do.
You jerk! Why'd you have to drag us along?
You're just going to forget it five seconds later.
Let's pick it up, people. So far it's been crap after crap.
You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.
for our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.
What's the point of pullin' the biggest pool caper ever if nobody knows you did it?
Pharaoh Bender! He once more walks among the living.
A debonair robot with a zesty, in-your-face outlook...
Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!
This circle's about free expression, not fascist moves!
Caucasian human male.
to the abode of the damned.
and start sharing fond memories of me, Bender.
Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion...
Now, if the deceased will kindly take his place of honor.
It's explosive.
I knew it! Insane theories, one. Regular theories, a billion.
It's so unfair.
Dearly beloved, we are here today to remember Bender...
I'd say don't quit your day job, but you're awful at that too!
Earlier today, a foul-mouthed bandit robbed the municipal pool...
- Your words guide us. - We're dumb.
No, you have your legacy as a brutal, tyrannical dictator...
to deliver this enormous sandstone block.
Louder and sadder!