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The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps...
I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice-baked barf bags!
Oh, my God! I bet I can eat nacho and go to the bathroom at the same time.
He's a madman!
Invaders, possibly from space!
Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster!
No slug or tokens!
Good-bye, moderation!
I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a raccoon.
And you, lad, all you need is a brain.
Mr. Fry, rumor has it that you know the secrets of the video game "Chance."
Monkeys aren't donkey. Quit messing with my head!
Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster!
to live in poverty with your dirt-farming, teetotaling aunt and uncle.
But if you have extra courage, I'd haul it away for you maybe?
I've heard worse excuse to drink. Oops!
flesh and bone turn to minerals.
Cover your shame, mon!
Oh, great machine, we beseech thee...
Good news, everyone! I've invent a way...
# We resemble but are legally distinct #
As an alien who was abandon on Earth...
But if this cape shrink, consider your species extinct!
- You mean that Yellow Brick Road? - The City Council rename it in 1975.
No, you stole them. We saw you!
Okay then, that settle that.
I deserve the Nobel Prize.
Have you smell his loincloth lately?
You are defeat! Instead of shooting where I was...
It's working. Victory is assure.
All your base are belong to us.
Hey, you like grill cheese?
Stay tune for more...
You wanna get adopt, you little skank?
uh, herald a new dawn in human/robot relations, yes.
you should have shot at where I was going to be.
# We resemble but are legally distinct #
but you are hereby kicked out of the Academy of Science!
Geez, apparently the phrase "tone it down"doesn't exist on this planet.
Invaders, possibly from space!
I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice-baked barf bags!
Truly you have lived more in your one week of being human...
and sometimes that makes me very sad.
You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was...
There. I've finished fine-tuning my "What lf" machine.
Not enough of it. Need some from what's-his-name.
We hit someone! Quick, back into the ship!
No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it, though.
Then without further stalling for time...
It's moving too fast! Oh, I could never get the last one.
Nonsense! Now click your big honking boots together three times...
Who else has a question for the "What lf" machine?
About twelve hours ago when the party started.
the first robot ever turned into a human!
to live in poverty with your dirt-farming, teetotaling aunt and uncle.
Great and, uh, forgetful!
for loosing this bloated man-ball upon the world...
Just like stale marshmallows!
But if this cape shrinks, consider your species extinct!
That's so plausible I can't believe it.
Good evening, ignorant pigs.
The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps...
Well, sir, I spent all of ninth grade studying them...
Wock-a, wock-a, wock-a, wock-a! Mmm, delicious!
# We resemble but are legally distinct #
Who wants the machine to show them an alternate reality?
and sometimes that makes me very sad.
- Would that be acceptable? - I guess so.
Bender, it's okay to be proud, but don't be a showoff.
Bender, it's okay to be proud, but don't be a showoff.
using a process I call reverse fossilization.
accurate to within one-tenth of a plausibility unit.