Name: Todd's Holi War
Released: 2018-02-01
Cast: Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader

1) undershirt ( майка )

I'm putting them between my undershirt and my overshirt.
2) whoopee ( гулянка )

And when a teacher sits on a whoopee cushion
3) underpants ( трусы )

Why are you in your underpants?
4) urchin ( ежа )

Now be gone, urchin, or I'll bake you into a pie!
5) locksmith ( слесарь )

Oh! Your mom ever date a locksmith?
6) sari ( сари )

she does stretch a sari to its limits.
7) pore ( поры )

Sweat is essentially urine of the pore.
8) chai ( чай )

and Prakash adds scotch to his chai,
9) waiter ( официант )

the waiter don't have second jobs.
10) bedtime ( сном )

Don't you have bedtime or pockets to pick?
11) scotch ( скотч )

and Prakash adds scotch to his chai,
12) inception ( начала )

You mean Inception?
13) scissors ( ножницы )

It's like your game "rock, paper, scissors,"
14) duct ( воздуховод )

All right, this duct is the junction
15) fuse ( взрыватель )

with a burning fuse on it?
16) chord ( аккорд )

and her vocal chord got paralyzed.
17) mob ( толпа )

who ever heard of an angry mob wielding paper?
18) soda ( сода )

That's a me soda.

1) pelt ( шкура )

Everybody pelt each other with color
2) stumble ( оступиться )

as you stumble through it on the phone.
3) pretend ( притворяться )

I pretend to notice a bottle washed ashore.
4) crush ( давка )

If I cancel on her now, she'll be crush.
5) scream ( умора )

When grandma scream
6) sweat ( пот )

You sweat, and then you wipe!
7) blink ( мгновение )

If we blink on the computers before they blink on the a/c,
8) freeze ( заморозить )

Ugh, finally. Yeah, our computers froze.
9) deserve ( заслуживают )

You deserve a special proposal.
10) defeat ( поражение )

where paper miraculously defeat rock.
11) blend ( смесь )

- Why madhuri? - She blend right in.
12) laugh ( смех )

and a kid laugh, we're there.
13) cheat ( накрутка )

and Gopal is cheat on his wife, the pig!
14) suppose ( предположим )

I am suppose to be in my suit
15) wash ( мыть )

I pretend to notice a bottle wash ashore.
16) locate ( найти )

uh, Cameron, where are you guys locate?
17) realize ( понимаю )

It's, uh, as if someone realize
18) treat ( лечить )

I'm tired of being treat like that.

1) ashore ( на берег )

I pretend to notice a bottle washed ashore.
2) precisely ( точно )

Precisely why I waited to change into my nice suit.
3) essentially ( по существу )

Sweat is essentially urine of the pores.
4) certainly ( конечно )

I certainly hope no one hits me with color.
5) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes they just, you know...
6) finally ( наконец )

Ugh, finally. Yeah, our computers froze.
7) almost ( почти )

All right, you're almost there.
8) actually ( на самом деле )

"X" is for a treasure that actually exists.
9) inside ( внутри )

And the note inside says, "will you marry me?"
10) fast ( быстрый )

My mom went through boyfriends pretty fast.
11) usually ( обычно )

Isn't treasure usually marked with an "x"?
12) ever ( всегда )

who ever heard of an angry mob wielding paper?
13) least ( наименее )

Well, at least I don't walk around with my fly wide open.
14) never ( никогда )

Now she will never see my proposal coming.
15) again ( снова )

You know what, I'm not having this conversation again.
16) too ( слишком )

Sir, if you are not too lethargic on the heat,
17) around ( вокруг )

Well, at least I don't walk around with my fly wide open.
18) down ( вниз )

No. The flowers, the band, down on one knee...

1) sanjeev ( санджив )

This is too hot, sanjeev. I mean, this is ridiculous.
2) uptight ( встревоженный )

and you're a little uptight,
3) ridiculous ( смешно )

This is too hot, sanjeev. I mean, this is ridiculous.
4) fancy ( фантазии )

and then we are going to a restaurant so fancy
5) frozen ( мороженая )

Todd, the computers are frozen.
6) surprised ( удивлен )

I did. She will be most surprised.
7) incredible ( невероятные )

except my workers have incredible skills.
8) weird ( странно )

And it just got weird.
9) careful ( осторожны )

Hey, I mean, you gotta be careful with these guys.
10) tough ( жесткая )

When the going gets tough,
11) okay ( ладно )

Why, is everything okay?
12) ethnic ( этнические )

Well, minus the ethnic diversity.
13) fantastic ( фантастический )

I'm sorry, but that's fantastic.
14) vintage ( винтаж )

That's vintage rajiv.
15) mid ( средний )

I'm the manager down at mid America novelties.
16) amateur ( любительское )

It's an amateur gynecologist kit.
17) bottom ( дно )

Bottom line is it's a big celebration.
18) creative ( творческий )

- That's very creative. - Thank you.

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