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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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My gynecologist called me today.
It was late. Doorman was off duty. He entered behind somebody's guest.
That doctor with the swab... Ouch! I don't even want to swab my ears.
- How's your swordfish? - Fine, thanks.
Are you sure this isn't just a cheap ploy to see me naked?
Came, orgasmed, shot his wad.
- It's chlamydia. Which is... - I know what chlamydia is.
They're jealous, dried up old fart who haven't had sex since Eisenhower.
I'm a bartender and I'm cute.
It's embarrassing. I've had enough embarrassment for one week.
Boyfriend. And liar.
From a writer, I'm pretty sure that's an insult.
Maybe you'll change your mind when I'm down around your elbow.
As Steve faced something every man dread,
You yell out something.
But he tease me like a friend.
- Why are you whisper? - Cos he's still here.
The next night, Samantha was feeling expose.
I knew what was bother her. The same thought had bother me
It's not a big deal. It's just a sexually transmit disease.
Came, orgasm, shot his wad.
I remind them of what they can't have. It might be time to move.
I arrange for the super's kid to walk Pete and feed him.
We know it was you who buzz in the gunman.
I assure you, there is no curving in any direction.
They practically chase me like I was Fuckenstein.
Are we simply romantically challenged or are we sluts?
- You're awfully quiet tonight. - Sorry, my mind is somewhere else.
They practically chased me like I was Fuckenstein.
Whatever it is I'd rather know sooner than later.
If you're a 30 something woman in Manhattan and you're sexually active,
Meanwhile, I was still waiting for the diagnosis on my relationship.
Me and Aidan. I think we're just friends who kiss occasionally.
It's only been a week and a half. Don't people date anymore?
- You're awfully quiet tonight. - Sorry, my mind is somewhere else.
Apparently, that New Yorker had not.
I was no virgin, but this was definitely virgin territory.
- Who's singing, you? - We'll have sex eventually.
Yeah, but if you've got it, we'll keep passing it back and forth.
Had I become so jaded
I'm a big, dirty, diseased whore.
That doctor with the swab... Ouch! I don't even want to swab my ears.
I tell you, it didn't even occur to me, which is so depressing.
It's embarrassing. I've had enough embarrassment for one week.
- What do you want? - It's kind of awkward.
They're jealous, dried up old farts who haven't had sex since Eisenhower.
Samantha moved to the trendy Meatpacking District.
I thought a bath would help you relax. You seemed kind of tense.
That's ridiculous.
it's inevitable that you'll rack up a certain number of partners.
That's awful.
That's promising.