- All righty. - Red wine.

- You should write to Martha Stewart. - Dear Martha, funky spunk, help!

A big orphanage where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong

and a ginger-melon smoothie later,

- That's wonderful, sweetie. - I proposed to myself.

This guy is very sour. Like asparagus gone bad or something.

So. Can I show you something in a hutch?

It's not that bad? It's the doorway to hell.

No. The dressing's a tad... something.

Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, and gag reflex,

It's to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker. It affected how his tasted.

Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, and gag reflex,

You should try the tomato basil. It's sweeter.

Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, and gag reflex,

Trey, you look so cute in a cap and gown!

- I was an asshole the other day. - Yes.

Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, and gag reflex,

- At least it'll get your whites whiter. - This is serious. I almost gagged.

I'd often fantasize about running into my ex and his wife,

As soon as Miranda left, my emotions overrule both sides of my brain.

I resent that. Trey and I are nothing like Big and Natasha.

If you insist on dragging us down memory lane,

How long has he been married? Seven months?

that leap back and forth between the left and right side?

You said I wouldn't be bother. I'm bother.

- That's wonderful, sweetie. - I propose to myself.

Then he lean in and said, "If you know anyone who's interested..."

I wax your wood.

How dare he say that to you? Married men never leave their wives.

- I would have punch him. - No, it is sad.

She was engage to her heart's desire.

- Have you got a smoke? - I quit.

- All righty. - I was the one suppose to say yes.

Seven playbacks later, I invite an impartial judge.

As Miranda looked around, she realize the contest was over.

It's to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker. It affected how his taste.

I don't know how you could like this clunky wood. It's oppressive.

The upsetting thing is proposing to a guy who says "all righty".

No. We only like teeny-tiny furniture.

This is why I don't do home repairs. Unforeseen costs.

Seven playbacks later, I invited an impartial judge.

or you wouldn't listen to it and what happened to the sane part of you?

There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?".

Steve and Miranda had been doing the polite avoid-each-other

I was there last week. Disappointing crab and the host was rude.

There we were. Mostly maple and incredibly uncomfortable.

because she's single, is considered tragic.

One unfortunate thing

I was there last week. Disappointing crab and the host was rude.

This guy is very sour. Like asparagus gone bad or something.

I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane.