Name: Opposite Day
Released: 2016-09-27
Cast: Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke

1) nematode ( нематоды )

No problem... as long as it's not infested with nematode
2) filth ( мрази )

But the opposite of clean is filth,
3) leak ( утечка )

The floor creaks, the roof leak.
4) neighbor ( сосед )

or surrounded by troublesome neighbor
5) realtor ( риэлтор )

REALTOR: Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles.
6) mess ( беспорядок )

If the real estate agent sees that mess,
7) noon ( полдень )

Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob.
8) opposite ( наоборот )

Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite.
9) drum ( барабан )

why are you playing a drum?
10) surprise ( сюрприз )

Surprise! Surprise!
11) roof ( крыши )

The floor creaks, the roof leaks.
12) cake ( торт )

♪ Happy birthday cake! ♪
13) neighborhood ( район )

l'm moving out of this neighborhood.
14) draft ( проект )

There's a terrible draft.
15) spirit ( дух )

Gary, where's your holiday spirit?
16) jump ( прыжок )

Why don't you get a jump on it?
17) rest ( остальное )

Squidward, you need bed rest.
18) floor ( пол )

The floor creaks, the roof leaks.

1) creak ( скрип )

The floor creak, the roof leaks.
2) infest ( наводняют )

No problem... as long as it's not infest with nematodes
3) harm ( вред )

haven't harm you in any way.
4) hear ( слушать )

You mean, you've never hear of it?
5) understand ( понимаю )

Aha! I understand everything now.
6) thank ( благодарю )

Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward.
7) mean ( значит )

You mean, you've never heard of it?
8) practice ( практика )

I practice and practice all day long,
9) picture ( картинка )

It's funny. I picture you being much taller.
10) sell ( продать )

I'll never sell this house.
11) look ( смотреть )

It's not enough to look like
12) want ( хочу )

because I want to move as soon as possible.
13) need ( нужно )

Squidward, you need bed rest.
14) get ( получить )

Oh, I get it.
15) see ( посмотреть )

how many times I've see a sale fall through
16) have ( иметь )

how many times I've seen a sale fall through

1) opposite ( наоборот )

Opposite, opposite.
2) normally ( обычно )

Normally I'm stuffy and boring,
3) absolutely ( абсолютно )

REALTOR: Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles.
4) nearly ( почти )

Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob.
5) finally ( наконец )

Yeah, finally!
6) quite ( вполне )

You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward.
7) almost ( почти )

I'm almost sorry I'm leaving.
8) soon ( скоро )

because I want to move as soon as possible.
9) ever ( всегда )

No one will ever buy my house with him living next door.
10) least ( не менее )

At least SpongeBob has been quiet.
11) once ( один раз )

Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary?
12) never ( никогда )

You mean, you've never heard of it?
13) again ( снова )

until you're well again.
14) too ( слишком )

Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary?
15) course ( курс )

Of course! I can't tell you
16) much ( много )

It's funny. I pictured you being much taller.
17) even ( даже )

The house is even more beautiful in person.
18) long ( длинные )

No problem... as long as it's not infested with nematodes

1) troublesome ( хлопотно )

or surrounded by troublesome neighbors
2) spontaneous ( стихийный )

but today I'm silly and spontaneous.
3) harsh ( суровый )

The winters are harsh.
4) brutal ( жестокие )

The summers are brutal.
5) opposite ( наоборот )

Opposite day is the one day of the year
6) tall ( высокий )

It's funny. I pictured you being much tall.
7) quiet ( тихий )

At least SpongeBob has been quiet.
8) interested ( интересует )

if I'm interested.
9) positive ( положительные )

all the positive things about your house.
10) safe ( безопасный )

I'll keep you safe
11) nice ( приятно )

Wow! That's the nice thing Squidward has ever said to me.
12) enough ( достаточно )

It's not enough to look like
13) bad ( плохо )

because of bad neighbors.
14) sure ( уверен )

Oh, sure, there's none of that.
15) possible ( возможно )

because I want to move as soon as possible.
16) different ( разные )

when you get to act different.
17) old ( старый )

PATRICK: Another year old.
18) own ( собственного )

but I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means

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