Name: Culture Shock
Released: 2016-09-27
Cast: Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke

1) prestidigitation ( жонглирование )

with the use of prestidigitation,
2) nepotism ( кумовство )

Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well.
3) wheelbarrow ( тачка )

I'll be needing another wheelbarrow
4) mouthful ( рот )

Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams
5) plankton ( планктон )

I, the amazing Plankton,
6) whim ( блажь )

SpongeBob, cater to his every whim,
7) wasteland ( пустошь )

into this cultural wasteland
8) mop ( швабра )

With this mop, I shape my destiny!
9) chop ( чоп )

Gather around, everyone. Chop chop.
10) feeder ( фидер )

You bottom feeder!
11) sock ( носок )

l've got one... a free pair of sock with every purchase.
12) gentleman ( джентльмен )

SQUIDWARD: And now, ladies and gentlemen,
13) fin ( ребра )

Put your fin together for...
14) sake ( ради )

For your sake, I hope you're right.
15) cabin ( кабина )

and I am your cabin boy.
16) salad ( салат )

If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers,
17) folks ( люди )

I'd better call the folks.
18) throat ( горло )

( clears throat, microphone feedback whining )

1) mop ( швабра )

When I mop,
2) disappear ( исчезают )

will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.
3) crack ( трещины )

I crack myself up.
4) lose ( потерять )

I'm losing money on this deal.
5) shape ( формы )

With this mop, I shape my destiny!
6) thank ( благодарю )

Thank you!
7) mean ( значит )

I mean, we've been dreaming of.
8) feel ( чувствую )

So, this is what it feel like... the big time.
9) notice ( уведомление )

As you may have notice, profits are way down this month.
10) save ( сохранить )

l've save the best for last... you'll see.
11) show ( показать )

Everyone who show up with a mouthful of clams
12) want ( хочу )

All I want was change for the pay phone.
13) know ( знаю )

I know! I know! I know!
14) need ( нужно )

We need a gimmick to bring in customers.
15) get ( получить )

l've got one... a free pair of socks with every purchase.
16) have ( иметь )

Do you lubbers have any ideas?

1) aboard ( на борту )

Welcome aboard, sir.
2) afterwards ( потом )

Okay, you get to mop up afterwards.
3) aside ( в сторону )

Stand aside, SpongeBob.
4) possibly ( возможно )

What talent could you possibly possess?
5) finally ( наконец )

My little girl is finally a star!
6) forward ( вперед )

should I go forward and back?
7) together ( вместе )

Put your fins together for...
8) else ( еще )

because no one else would give it a home.
9) ever ( всегда )

l'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
10) hard ( жесткий )

( hard-driving synthesized music playing )
11) live ( жить )

We are live at the Krusty Krab talent show
12) too ( слишком )

That's really not too bad.
13) around ( вокруг )

There's going to be some changes around here.
14) down ( вниз )

As you may have noticed, profits are way down this month.
15) even ( даже )

No one, not even your parents, would want to see that.
16) right ( право )

All right, listen up, people, listen up.
17) most ( самое )

l'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
18) over ( за )

Your act's over, bub.

1) incomparable ( несравненный )

Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward!
2) orchestral ( оркестровые )

( light orchestral melody playing )
3) cultured ( культивированный )

l'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
4) dramatic ( драматические )

( applause, horns playing dramatic fanfare )
5) alive ( жив )

Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well.
6) proud ( гордый )

They are going to be so proud!
7) amazing ( удивительные )

The amazing Mr. Absorbency!
8) cultural ( культурные )

into this cultural wasteland
9) bottom ( дно )

You bottom feeders!
10) responsible ( ответственность )

you will be responsible for bringing culture
11) nice ( приятно )

Nice try.
12) fine ( хорошо )

featuring the fine talent...
13) enough ( достаточно )

we're not going to have enough time for the best act... me!
14) annual ( годовой )

to the first annual Squidward Tentacles talent show,
15) bad ( плохо )

That's really not too bad.
16) light ( свет )

( light orchestral melody playing )
17) live ( жить )

more along the lines of live entertainment.
18) little ( мало )

Make my little girl a star.

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