Name: Quagmire's Mom
Released: 2016-11-11
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) gnar ( гнар )

Some "gnar-gnar."
2) boner ( промах )

All right, now help me grind their horns into boner pills.
3) quagmire ( трясина )

Hey, Quagmire, sorry to bother you,
4) rapist ( насильник )

of my child rapist friend!
5) bosom ( лоно )

I keep all my important papers in my bosom.
6) retrospect ( ретроспективе )

Well, in retrospect, she did ask a lot of questions
7) sweetie ( конфетка )

Here, sweetie, I'll write you a check.
8) hamburger ( гамбургер )

Small hamburger, too.
9) savior ( спаситель )

of our Savior, and ask that you
10) atheist ( атеист )

Aren't you an atheist?
11) instinct ( инстинкт )

My misguided carnal instinct are the result
12) skateboard ( скейтборд )

And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?
13) robe ( халатик )

Why do you hide it under that robe?
14) forgiveness ( прощение )

and tell me to seek forgiveness!
15) bastard ( сволочь )

No, I'm not his mom, you little bastard.
16) oath ( присягу )

Officer Swanson, I'll remind you that you are under oath.
17) eternity ( вечность )

You know what else lasts an eternity?
18) nonsense ( бред )

I've had enough of this "Justin" nonsense.

1) urinate ( мочат )

Well, it's when you urinate in a condom,
2) kneel ( колени )

Oh, he's gonna be kneel in front of a lot of guys,
3) renounce ( отказаться от )

Your Honor, I have renounce my sinful past,
4) mush ( кашицу )

He's the one that mush hisself on a child!
5) injure ( поранить )

Aah! Meg, I'm injure!
6) plow ( пахать )

How about I plow her in the limo and have her home in 20 minutes?
7) nurture ( воспитание )

They nurture them and protect them!
8) choke ( подавитесь )

And I'll think of you whenever I choke on a link sausage.
9) apologize ( извиняюсь )

You've never apologize once for the way you raised me!
10) beg ( прошу )

I beg to differ.
11) abandon ( отказаться от )

Brian abandon his own son, by the way.
12) owe ( должен )

I owe you, Max.
13) pretend ( притворяться )

pretend it's a man.
14) dare ( смею )

How dare you come in here
15) smell ( запах )

I smell gas!
16) quit ( бросить )

I quit my job, man!
17) shut ( закрыть )

It's like the rest of the world just shut off,
18) wash ( мыть )

and have been wash in the blood

1) faux ( искусственная )

So... you're saying we should give them all faux-hawks?
2) positively ( положительно )

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) legally ( юридически )

to legally change your name back to "Peter."
4) obviously ( очевидно )

I've obviously caught you at a bad time.
5) forever ( навсегда )

Okay, here's the field! Good-bye forever!
6) instead ( вместо )

but instead release him to my custody so that I,
7) actually ( на самом деле )

It's actually just Peter Griffin.
8) kind ( вид )

Geez, this "Justin" phase of Dad's is kind of weird.
9) soon ( скоро )

I-I'll see you real soon.
10) enough ( достаточно )

Okay, enough! No more help!
11) later ( позже )

I need 'em later for park soccer.
12) though ( хотя )

Well, you'll tell me if I get it, though, right?
13) usually ( обычно )

It's usually somebody pushing your skull in the dark.
14) else ( еще )

Aw, come on, man, you didn't ask anyone else to do that!
15) ever ( всегда )

You ever get in the pocket of a wave?
16) once ( один раз )

You've never apologized once for the way you raised me!
17) never ( никогда )

Wow, I never noticed that!
18) again ( снова )

Could you put him back so I can push him out again?

1) carnal ( плотские )

My misguided carnal instincts are the result
2) misguided ( заблуждение )

My misguided carnal instincts are the result
3) underage ( малолетние )

Did you have sex with this underage girl?
4) awful ( ужасно )

It was awful.
5) rid ( избавить )

Oh, y-you better get rid of that
6) loud ( громкий )

Want to go to a loud concert?
7) impressive ( впечатляет )

And an impressive amount, I'd say.
8) intensive ( интенсивный )

No. I think they need intensive therapy.
9) surprised ( удивлен )

I haven't been this surprised since we went
10) statutory ( законом )

Quagmire, I'm afraid you're under arrest for statutory rape.
11) weird ( странно )

Your heartbeat is weird.
12) rough ( грубо )

I had it pretty rough growing up.
13) judicial ( судебная )

Our judicial system is so broken.
14) loose ( свободный )

She's the one who brought four loose Sierra Nevadas.
15) sad ( печально )

Mr. Quagmire, your story is a sad one,
16) tough ( жесткая )

Ooh, I like when Dad talks tough.
17) grown ( выращивают )

Oh, come on, Quagmire, you're a grown man,
18) okay ( ладно )

Oh, that's okay.

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