Name: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin
Released: 2016-11-11
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) toboggan ( тобогган )

Hey, kid, I need that toboggan!
2) nacho ( начо )

I just ordered nacho, but good luck, Peter.
3) virginity ( девство )

I'm saying, Jesus, we are gonna help you lose your virginity.
4) fella ( парень )

All right, listen, fella, your game is confusion.
5) raman ( раман )

I'll probably just reheat some ramen and watch Grey's Anatomy.
6) waitress ( официантка )

Now, I'll mostly be hitting on waitress
7) hydration ( гидратации )

A hydration plan for people who overheat?
8) atheist ( атеист )

You're an atheist,
9) liar ( врун )

But you! You're a liar, Jesus!
10) sneak ( ябеда )

Oh, Rupert, you're such a sneak.
11) vein ( вены )

♪ Pulsing through my vein ♪
12) streak ( стрике )

Your 2,000-year-long cold streak is about to come to an end.
13) nonsense ( бред )

so she won't have to deal with that nonsense.
14) guideline ( руководство )

just a bunch of general guideline.
15) crude ( сырой )

You're making this whole thing crude.
16) whore ( шлюха )

Oh! Aw! Son of a whore!
17) variance ( разница )

You requested a variance to build a hot tub off your garage.
18) neighbor ( сосед )

Doesn't the Bible say not to covet thy neighbor's wife?

1) pucker ( морщить )

Ugh, another pucker anus.
2) overheat ( перегреть )

A hydration plan for people who overheat?
3) graze ( пасут )

I've only graze it once and that was with a running start.
4) tempt ( соблазнить )

Not that I wasn't tempt.
5) ascend ( подняться )

you died for our sins and ascend into Heaven,
6) discourage ( отбить )

All right, guys, let's not get discourage, okay?
7) wander ( бродить )

A-Are you okay with someone who wander the desert,
8) swear ( клянусь )

I swear, I'll be sensitive and gentle.
9) forgive ( простить )

I even forgave the man who murdered my son.
10) intend ( собираюсь )

Seems like you folks learned the lesson I intend.
11) deserve ( заслуживают )

And I'm all like, "Oh, you deserve better."
12) swim ( плавать )

Jewish guys are supposed to be swim in tail.
13) suppose ( предположим )

Oh, is that suppose to be funny?
14) lie ( ложь )

Nah, he just acts lonely and lie about being a virgin
15) realize ( понимаю )

I realize I don't want other people
16) murder ( убийство )

I even forgave the man who murder my son.
17) throw ( бросить )

I am throw you the best birthday party ever.
18) bet ( ставка )

You bet.

1) positively ( положительно )

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
2) sometime ( иногда )

isn't your birthday sometime soon, too?
3) precisely ( точно )

Sir, what you're describing is precisely Mr. Bahama's vision.
4) besides ( кроме того )

And besides, my dad always spends Christmas
5) definitely ( наверняка )

Oh, yeah, we definitely need some women there.
6) exactly ( точно )

That's exactly right!
7) alone ( один )

Oh, look, Jesus, you shouldn't be alone during Christmas.
8) sometimes ( иногда )

I sometimes go down there,
9) late ( поздно )

Sorry, I was up late last night. (chuckles)
10) almost ( почти )

She's almost ready.
11) outside ( снаружи )

Can-can you let me outside?
12) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually, I never left.
13) kind ( вид )

Well, I felt kind of bad about how we left things.
14) soon ( скоро )

isn't your birthday sometime soon, too?
15) though ( хотя )

I'm not gonna go to the doctor though.
16) fast ( быстрый )

to meet a lot of chicks fast.
17) else ( еще )

Yeah! I-I mean, maybe not them, but somebody else.
18) ever ( всегда )

who are too young and thin to ever be interested in me.

1) genial ( добродушный )

Hitting on them in a kindly, genial way?
2) inconvenient ( неудобно )

and is very expensive and inconvenient for all my friends.
3) dum ( дум )

How's that food, dum-dum?
4) outraged ( возмущен )

What?! I am outraged!
5) depressing ( уныло )

Ugh, mall food courts are so depressing.
6) embarrassing ( неловко )

This is kind of embarrassing,
7) soothing ( успокаивающий )

(soothing Tasmanian Devil gibbering)
8) muddy ( мутят )

a whole festival of muddy boobs.
9) rude ( грубо )

and be rude to everyone for no reason.
10) memorable ( запоминающимся )

as special and memorable as it should be.
11) threatening ( угрожая )

No, in a threatening, creepy,
12) disappointed ( разочарован )

You can always tell which fathers are disappointed
13) merry ( мерри )

I'm not even real. Merry Christmas.
14) epic ( эпос )

All right, you guys, Jesus's birthday party is gonna be epic.
15) gentle ( нежный )

I swear, I'll be sensitive and gentle.
16) loud ( громкий )

Ow! That was a loud crack!
17) fancy ( фантазии )

Yeah, I know it's nothing fancy,
18) impressive ( впечатляет )

Plus, being myself isn't that impressive.

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