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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Why did it have to be elderly pothead?
I should probably watch that old episode of Lassie
Listen up, maggot, you're in my house now!
I scared off the mailman, threatened Quagmire's cat,
No bandana wearing, Frisbee catching hippie dogs!
Who's this puss?
that means you already did all my chore?
Now, down on all fours like the rest of them!
No bandana wearing, Frisbee catching hippie dogs!
Goes the weasel!
through this fart hole.
I've got to go make the waffle fries
the enzyme imbalance in your liver. Yeah, that one.
His bum looks like that guy
Move along. Got to keep the hallway clear.
You're here for me to poop on!
Ooh, sorry, ma'am, we don't valet motorcycles.
First thing tomorrow, I'm taking Brian to obedience school
Well, while you freshen up, maybe I could help you get
I-I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn. (chuckles)
Motion to have the last eight years stricken from the record!
and you abandon me in a movie theater?!
I scare off the mailman, threatened Quagmire's cat,
I scared off the mailman, threaten Quagmire's cat,
You touch my ass, I swear to God I'll kill you!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I just rub my eye with this finger.
Don't want anyone to get freak out by the transformation.
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And you admit it here in front of everyone?
No, no. You win. You win. I quit.
What am I suppose to do with it?
♪ Don't get shot by a bullet ♪
That-that... that'd be pee in the house,
Look, Chris, I-I'm sorry I lie to you,
and you rush him to the vet.
Oh, Lois, your dog threw up.
and his developmentally-disabled brother.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
And a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie.
I think you and I could get along very nicely.
Listen, Meg, would you want to go to a movie sometime?
That is... that is a perfectly valid way of saying that.
You're damn right I did! And I'll do it again
of a carefully laid-out plan to get close to your sister.
But unfortunately, they only come in suppository form.
Boy, this light is taking forever!
Oh, yeah, right. Can we do what we normally do,
No. Absolutely not.
isn't functioning properly.
Hey, Chris, I noticed you were sitting alone.
If he seem like he dead, he ain't dead!
I finally give you a shot,
Brian, go outside.
He actually followed through.
You-you look very dap, sir.
I feel more betrayed
This is for your benefit, so just go limp and take it!
Wait, Neil, I thought you and I were gonna go find unlocked cars
Unbelievable! Brian throws up once,
STEWIE: I'm sorry. Was that too harsh?
Are you insane?
but why don't we start with a gentle massage of the area
God, that was so intense.
I saw you stomp that pigeon today with your bare foot.
at a realistic high school.
Morgan, the coq au vin is divine.
This is 'cause I'm drunk!
I got to say, it feels kind of weird
Look, I know it sounds a little rough,
Silent and terrible, like The Artist.
No, no, no, it's okay! It's okay!
Now, the most obvious step would simply be to stop drinking.