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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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a key to a call box, a soft rubber truncheon,
off of that chaw, man.
(gasps) I must alert the townsfolk!
but you see this gunk?
You're blending in better than a centipede among millipedes.
So... what's your superpower?
Plymouth Rock gave us both sets of genitals!
Brian, what the deuce?
transform you into a complete moron?
Now, we're going to start by hearing the waiter
Hi. I want to have my anus breached.
I'll get the scissors and cut that poop off your bum.
I'll get the scissors and cut that poop off your bum.
Dr. Hartman, what's the prognosis?
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. That's gonna be me in, like, a minute.
That's the acronym I use for Faster Than the Speed of Love,
This whole endeavor was doomed to fail.
Not since Slick Willy Clinton
Wow, ensnare by my own verbal trap.
Officer! Me child's been kidnap!
Sorry, Meg, I'm swamp.
Yeah, that's right-- I knock your kid over to get a hot dog.
Well, since Brian's tumor pose no immediate threat,
This whole endeavor was doom to fail.
♪ Underwear that lace up ♪
She's peanut butter you up for something.
But that guy could've been hurt! Why are you laugh?
I discovered my wife's been cheat on me for a while.
That ain't suppose to be there.
Like that dog the Russians shot into space.
I-I feel like the main character of As I Lay Dying
But I realize that if you're happy,
I just weirdly woke up in the laundry room.
Brian gets another book publish?
"The weight of the gun in Jason's hand surprise him.
Face it, Brian, this prove that you're stupid.
You unilaterally decided I was better off
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I am gonna sadly slide down the wall and take my hat off.
And then I'd lose Brian forever.
Academics are extremely important.
Lots of smart people do it instead of going to church.
You know, Meg, maybe you should get someone super smart
Well, actually, I could use a drink.
but yeah, Brian is kind of smart.
I've been approaching this far too intelligently.
There's got to be someone else
♪ I'd been married long time ago ♪
why did I ever think you were smart?
But a wise book once said, "With the heart at stake,
You know how I've always loved your novel
you don't got to read books, and you never die.
My point is, Brian could have the surgery and be smart again,
We laughed about that, too.
I'm ube. I'm awesome-sauce.
Pepperoni pie, extra cheese. G32.
shrink down to microscopic size, enter Brian's brain,
Oh, that's just the amount of superficial quasi-knowledge
Hey, cram it, skinny. Give me free food
a bitter alcoholic failure who can only hang out with a baby.
Because right now, you're as useless as Black Widow is
Brian, being a dumb guy's not so awful.
Wow, ensnared by my own verbal trap.
Brian, being a dumb guy's not so awful.
The bald-headed chick from Empire Records.
to high culture will remind you of the joys of a refined mind.
Well, keeping in mind the recent behavioral changes
Vital? Crucial?
Hey, careful, Meg.
why Brian's been acting so odd lately?
I release you into the thick mire of stupidity.
Ha-ha! Brian's stupid!