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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Sorry, pumpkin, we don't negotiate with kidnapper-family policy.
How long do you think you can keep up this charade?
Meg, you have a wart!
Because I've already explained that to you. It was a scavenger hunt.
When licked, these toads trigger an intense psychedelic euphoria that's... that's just great.
In local news, a new drug craze may have Quahog students licked. It's called "toad".
God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
In local news, a new drug craze may have Quahog students licked. It's called "toad".
but without Nilla wafer, it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions!
- Dude, you gotta try this. - Not even! It's got your germ on it.
Peter, may I? You're walking down a hallway. You take a left. You keep walking.
Alone? Why don't I just tattoo a big L on my forehead while I'm at it?
- Mom, can you sign this for my field trip? - Sure, sweetheart.
I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
- God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
you gotta pick up that cherry with your butt cheek and drop it in that beer.
Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
- Sweetie? - You married a total jerk!
Yeah, I was terrified of askin' Phoebe Diamond to the prom.
Police were baffle when no body was found, but they decided not to ask questions
I fart real loud on purpose to make the guys laugh,
And they swore they'd never do toad again.
I'll tell you one thing. I still regret not goin' to my junior dance.
That's my dream girl. But I'm not good enough for her and she dump me.
Everyone's talking about how you trash the jukebox. Classic cool.
I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grab me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
When licked, these toads trigger an intense psychedelic euphoria that's... that's just great.
- Can't you leave the past where it belong? - What's wrong with you?
I farted real loud on purpose to make the guys laugh,
Really? My underground sources have inform me
We never broke into song and dance before you arrive.
and I swear to God it was so heinous Susie Johnson ralph up her Salisbury steak.
I imagine you wouldn't, the way you've been acting.
Hey, Connie pull a power move. When the most popular girl in school
Meg, haven't we taught you better than that?
Police were baffled when no body was found, but they decide not to ask questions
So now, heartbroken, I will ride recklessly into the night and up Dead Man's Curve.
I've gone undercover to get rid of the toad problem,
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Oliver Twit, if you ask me. I would have done things rather differently, I can tell you that.
Neil, I'm a little out of your league. Besides, I'm going with Lando.
Run along and play alone somewhere. Shame on you all, getting her hopes up like that.
Run along and play alone somewhere. Shame on you all, getting her hopes up like that.
I finally get Aaron Sorkin's Sports Night. It's a comedy that's too good to be funny.
Who I'm looking forward to meeting.
Mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding,
It's true. Soon members of the math club will be attaching themselves to your underbelly.
Run along and play alone somewhere. Shame on you all, getting her hopes up like that.
This is great. Not only did I live long enough to see Meg go to her first dance,
Ahh! I can see the air! And you know what else?
He sure did! Who needs drugs when you go to the dance with the coolest guy in school?
Well, at least our kids know better.
Believe me, you don't wanna mess with drugs. I tried 'em once-big mistake.
We never broke into song and dance before you arrived.
Mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding,
- Mr Berler's coming! - Oh, man, we are so busted!
Aren't they phat and stupid and poppin' fresh?
This whole thing is ridiculous. I forbid you from goin' to that dance.
This is awful. Now the drugs are in the schools?
Negative B plus or minus radical B squared minus 4AC over 2A.
The Colombian spotted toad, to be precise.
I've gone undercover to get rid of the toad problem,
I finally got up the guts, but I had this damn nervous twitch.
so your school can be safe and innocent like the good old days.
When licked, these toads trigger an intense psychedelic euphoria that's... that's just great.
Negative B plus or minus radical B squared minus 4AC over 2A.
I farted real loud on purpose to make the guys laugh,
Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
I finally got up the guts, but I had this damn nervous twitch.
- Well, it just makes me sad. - It makes me sad too, but, uh, you know.
Aren't they phat and stupid and poppin' fresh?
Ew, gross, man!