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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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How could you bring a mobster into your own home?
"Now, get the asterisk, percent, ampersand, out of here, you SOB."
All right, can the waterworks, Jackie Chan, cab 302.
- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
OK, so I tried on your bra. Jeez, the fella were puttin' on a show.
What's a SOB?
- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
Rieger, cab 402. Nardo, you and your luscious melon are in 315.
I had rehearsal for Death of a Salesman, but we can't show death at school,
Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Cavity creep!
That's sweet of you to ask, but he's my nephew.
- Hey, son, how'd you like to be a coke mule? - Peter, living room?
Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
- Now get outta here, you loser. - What about the foreign guy?
the chap who's been touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
- Aw, shut up, Cleveland. - Wanna talk about it, champ?
Cavity creeps!
I'm not marrying you, you spoil guinea... Whoops.
the chap who's been tout the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
You know what? Here. It's yours. No, no, really. I insist.
Uh, I mean, mob as in crowded.
- Big Fat Paulie? - How dare you?
I disagree.
- Aw, shut up, Cleveland. - Wanna talk about it, champ?
Peter, you don't wanna get involve with the Mob.
- Look, I said I'd handle it, and I did. - I suppose you did.
At least that's one problem solve.
There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there.
- Peter, you know I never drink. - Just like you never dodge the draft?
You have a pretty good appetite there, kid. I bet you spend a lot of time in the john.
Yes, good heavens. Who taught you how to eat? Mickey Rourke?
- Oh, my God, our car! - Man, am I glad I caught you.
Jeez, come on, everybody. I know it suck, but they're just kids.
Hey, I'm Doug, nice to meet ya. Whoa, have you lost weight?
I almost forgot. Don't start your car...
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
You want me to shoot him twice in the head.
Can you please shoot me instead of her?
Mary, you recently spent some time with Julia Roberts, didn't you?
Peter, how can you sleep? I was almost killed.
I actually had to rent a Mustang.
Oh, no, Lois. A guy at work bought a car outta the paper. Ten years later, bam! Herpes.
- I sort of put a hit out on ya. - How could you put a hit on me?
Well, I would try to eat you really fast, before I got flaccid.
- So we'll solve this problem. - Wait. You mean, together?
God, of course, and um... who else?
Ever stare at the night sky and wonder if someone might be lookin' back at ya?
Sure you are... now.
At least that's one problem solved.
Show some compassion for once in your miserable life.
- Peter, you know I never drink. - Just like you never dodged the draft?
This is Atlantic City all over again.
- It's not too late to have the hit called off? - Yeah.
Wakey, wakey, worthless domestic. Time to make the inedible gruel.
- I'm talkin' about the mob hit. - Mom's gonna get whacked?
Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet.
Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting.
He's also vile and disgusting.
Rieger, cab 402. Nardo, you and your luscious melons are in 315.
Who is this enchanting woman?
Go ahead. I am obligated to grant one favour on this, the day of my daughter's wedding.
Show some compassion for once in your miserable life.
Peter, I'm exhausted. I've been in and outta taxis all day.
Uh, I mean, mobbed as in crowded.
- Oh, Peter. - That's awful. Is this your wife?
I am very upset with you right now.
Oh, this is so unexpected.
Decent phones, God-fearing phones,
Lois, can you go down to the basement and do somethin' really loud and complicated
That's fancy an' all. But I think you're bargainin' for more than you can chew.
She just doesn't wanna see me fall in with a tough crowd again.