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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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But the shelf life of that Sodium Pentothal is only two years and...
and their Spirographs and their Moby Grape and their 90210.
Eviscerate the proletariat!
Look, sometimes it's better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone's feelings.
If I could build a device to harness the size of that leviathan,
Look here, you gourd-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand
Hold on, little fella! This is just for big people.
but I'll find the culprit if it costs me a million.
Now, that's not true. Libel's not a felony.
Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change.
Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.
You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
Well, the other day I told Jane her blouse was pretty when it was really pee-ew.
Funnier than the one where Anus got the hamster stuck in his mouth.
We now return to "Sherry and the Anus".
Cowards!
Aw, don't cry, sweetheart. I'll make it up to you.
Thanks to you I can put that I'm a big liar who makes up stories about people.
you'll find a friendly atmosphere brim with personalised and expert service.
Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwart by my small stature.
OK, as soon as I seduce him get ready to snap the picture.
You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
I'm yanking you. You just rot in the ground.
You know, I never realise how smooth the skin between your acne is.
Mission accomplish, Peter.
- Can't you just please... - My God! Somebody's steal my water.
Meg Griffin, you are so sue.
This one time the National Guard came and shot some of my friends.
Thanks. It's nice to meet someone who appreciate my work.
I'm just reading every high-school newspaper in America to see if I'm mention.
That explain all the gravity.
You spent public money investigating this?
They're crafty, I tell you. It happen when you least expect it.
No, that's what they'll be expect.
It seem today that all you see
Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world.
Oh, and, uh "I got ya, diagonally".
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Poor Meg. I know it sounds crazy but I can't help feeling like this is somehow my fault.
Look, sometimes it's better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone's feelings.
Well, actually, I really wanted to go to Wellesley
- Listen, thanks for the... - Uh, Peter, I'm kind of busy.
OK, as soon as I seduce him get ready to snap the picture.
Have you ever had to tell a lie in order to keep a friend?
They're crafty, I tell you. It happens when you least expect it.
I never wanted to call her Meg.
Hey, you got something on your other cheek too.
Of course, you realise this means war.
I can get a much better gay guy than you.
Gee, the sun seems really strong, even for my already-bronzed skin.
but Mom said I might as well buy hiking boots and call myself a lesbian right now.
Funnier than the one where Anus got the hamster stuck in his mouth.
Um... the recent campus sporting event was most disappointing for our side, wasn't it?
- Go on. Take it. - Wait over there.
What ho? A veritable bevy of co-eds.
I'm not sure you're Brown material. Don't you have any extracurricular activities?
Congratulations, Meg. This is the most sensational story we've ever had.
Ah, this is gonna take drastic measures. All right, get the camera ready. Oh, Luke!
Um... the recent campus sporting event was most disappointing for our side, wasn't it?
Oh, aren't you adorable? Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Every time I see that lame-o actor I put your head on his body.
That scene where you wanted to get on the plane and that dumb guy was screaming.
You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
That's not very impressive.
Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change.
That's why I started Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop. If you're portly or tall,
I require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
- We're not having dinner. - Then be quiet.
My days in college were so exciting.
You know, I never realised how smooth the skin between your acne is.
"And if you are pure of heart and deed you'll all go to a beautiful place called Heaven."
Oh, my God. "Corruption in City Hall." This is amazing.