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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Would you like a crumpet? I would, because I'm Winston Churchill.
I say we give him a hobo pack on a stick, a can of beans and a pocketful of dreams.
I was doing shtick, I tell you!
My ass feels like a pincushion. I'm thinkin' of quittin'.
- A quitter never wins, and don't trust whitey. - That's the spirit.
Stewardesses get to travel to exotic places, and their husbands fly anywhere for free.
- He's putting his arm on my armrest. - It's my armrest.
Would you like to wear knickers? I would, because I'm W...
Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low
Hey, fella, I hope you're hungry. Aagh!
My feet are killing me, I've got vomit in my pocket
Now give me the other half of the amulet. I don't think you'll be making it to Marrakech.
Whining, insignificant wisp of fluff, she is.
They precipitated the downfall of history's most powerful men!
Still, I find it odd that she's even on my mind at all. What the deuce has come over me?
Abner! Abner! The Griffin boy just killed a plastic reindeer!
- God, it's like movin' a futon. - Lois!
and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?
I say, does anyone know how The Practice ended last night? I doze off.
I hear report cards vere handed out today. Vot were your grades?
They precipitate the downfall of history's most powerful men!
Well, that's the way the cookie crumble!
Darling, why are we torment ourselves? We're perfect for each other.
Oh, Cupid, hast thou pierced me with thine sweet, searing arrow?
Oh, Cupid, hast thou pierce me with thine sweet, searing arrow?
Is there something you need to tell me? If I'm the only one in this thing, I deserve to know.
- Well... we could get hammer. - Oh, it's too early for me, but you go ahead.
I'm sorry I trick you into that job, honey. You deserve to have a more excitin' life.
Argh! It's no use! She swim in my blood now. I must have her!
I admit we've got our problems, like any couple, but true love conquers all!
What? Lois, you can't quit. What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
Yes. Yes, I suppose that was rather funny, wasn't it?
This is what you call doll up? Why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity
Wake up, wake up, wake up. You need some lotion, Mr Bad Skin?
I should tell ya I promise my first girlfriend we'd meet up in heaven.
Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pull way down low
Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low
a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
and all Americans aboard are on their way home, except one couple -
Oh, come on, now. I barely touched you.
You'll have to get your fill somewhere else, you oatmeal-raisin-Ioving tart!
So let it be known I want absolutely nothing to do with the wretched enterprise of love!
Oh, you truly are beautiful, you know that?
You see? You see? This is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA.
Mom, you can't get a job. The last time you left Dad home alone,
What wrong with you? I say you he dead.
Well, we're finally goin' home.
No, no, actually, it's Stewie, but, well, you can call me Cookie if you like.
That's right. A little further.
Yes, Mr Griffin, even though no one else has any pillows now.
Well, Lois, at least one of us is in the Mile High Club.
Well, I guess I'll give it a little more time. It's like I always tell the kids -
- A quitter never wins, and don't trust whitey. - That's the spirit.
This is a biogenetic experimentation facility, isn't it? Admit it!
Stomach, cease thy lustful quake.
Whining, insignificant wisp of fluff, she is.
No, of course not. You're living the clean life now. It's that pathetic little insect in daycare.
Wait a second. You're tellin' me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some fried chicken,
Oh! I'm so bored. Without Stewie around, I have nothin' to do.
Oh, sweetheart, don't be upset. You're gonna have fun here.
It's over, Leonard. I suppose I should be grateful to that saucy harlot.
If I talked real loud like that, I could make you look like the bad guy.
- Ugh! Move. I have a lot of work to do. - I can't, I'm stuck.
Kurt, the label's excited about your seventh album.
Stewardesses get to travel to exotic places, and their husbands fly anywhere for free.
We gotta get some fake passports on the black market.
Oh, yeah, if you like runnin' through a gauntlet of drunk, horny businessmen.
The zipper's been broken for over a month. I gotta use a damn safety pin.
a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead.
Still, I find it odd that she's even on my mind at all. What the deuce has come over me?
Is not, stupid head! And he keeps tryin' to take my apple juice.