Name: Take My Life, Please
Released: 2017-11-11
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) inductee ( призывник )

Now please welcome the newest inductee
2) falsetto ( фальцетом )

(speaking in a falsetto, as Alfred Nobel): It sure is, Albert.
3) luminary ( светоч )

along such luminaries as
4) bailout ( катапультирование )

do you approve of the bailout of the French Club?
5) honoree

Today we induct the newest honoree
6) homey ( домашний )

Homey, please.
7) tipper ( самосвал )

and legendary 20% tipper...
8) testicle ( яичко )

in that testicle-shriveling torture chamber.
9) grandchild ( внук )

It would've been something you told your grandchild about.
10) skeptic ( скептик )

As a rational skeptic,
11) mockingbird ( пересмешник )

Would you read "To Kill A Mockingbird" for me?
12) foursome ( группа из четырех человек )

No other foursome would have me.
13) haircut ( стрижка )

About how we give each other haircut?

1) induct ( усаживать )

Today we induct the newest honoree
2) germinate ( прорастать )

all of the tenth graders' lima beans germinate...
3) doin ( делаешь )

How you doin', Dad?
4) mismatch ( несоответствие )

Mismatched bolts and nuts?
5) invent ( выдумывать )

Duffman, Poochie and the man who invent the yield sign,
6) stare ( состояние )

stare madly into the sauce.
7) dispose ( имеет )

I dispose of the ballot box to spare your feelings.
8) rig ( установка )

But I'm not sorry I rig that election.
9) ruin ( разорение )

he ruin my life.
10) marry ( выйти замуж )

I married you.
11) stir ( размешать )

He stir the sauce-a.
12) elect ( избранные )

Dad, do you think I could be elect Class President?
13) steal ( украсть )

Homer, I had a presidential election stolen from me.

1) madly ( безумно )

stare madly into the sauce.
2) lately ( в последнее время )

A lot of great things have happened to me lately,
3) afterwards ( впоследствии )

And what will I use this box for afterwards?
4) barely ( едва )

Homie, you're barely eating.
5) hardly ( едва )

I can hardly believe this is real.
6) forever ( навсегда )

Please hold your applause forever.
7) truly ( действительно )

Guys that popular and confident are never truly happy.
8) exactly ( в точку )

That's exactly what it means.
9) completely ( полностью )

Completely different guy.
10) finally ( в конце концов )

Finally, you returned my shovel.
11) deep ( глубоко )

it's that deep down, winners like him are miserable.
12) instead ( вместо )

instead of some idiot spending his Saturday night
13) actually ( на самом деле )

No, actually they're like two leather clouds.

1) panicky ( панический )

(panicky gasps)
2) wretched ( несчастный )

waste their wretched lives
3) barbarian ( варвар )

of the barbarian leader Vercingetorix.
4) jive ( джайв )

J-J-jive talkin'
5) classy ( классный )

in my opinion, is the classiest principal in the business,
6) miserable ( несчастный )

it's that deep down, winners like him are miserable.
7) jealous ( ревнивый )

Your father's just jealous because
8) haired ( волосатый )

The brown-haired girl gave me a look.
9) tenth ( десятый )

all of the tenth graders' lima beans germinated...
10) legendary ( легендарный )

and legendary 20% tipper...
11) mysterious ( загадочный )

Thank you, mysterious weirdo.
12) grateful ( благодарный )

But you did it out of kindness, so I'm grateful.
13) horrible ( какой ужас )

Our lives would be horrible without the kids.

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