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00:45:27
Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer
14
with enough sodium pentothal
that is a tender vittle down there.
So, after you find the turkey baster,
- A little sambuca. - Oh, hell, put it in.
No, I don't want you to piss on him, you sicko!
I want to hear fajita sizzling, comprende?
Your stepdaughter's perfectly safe with us,
is being used for this -- this baloney!
There's either peppermint schnapps or mouthwash in it.
There's either peppermint schnapps or mouthwash in it.
than any of these "yes" men and bureaucrat
The remote detonator!
I got a bead on you and chub over there.
How about I take you to my boudoir
Every time I bring out the lotion, it's "poof" --
Look at that shiner!
a cool 40 mil of the agency's slush fund?
so them quack can do a little recon.
with two schnauzer in the backseat --
It's symbolism, you pus-nut!
What kind of douche makes up family-van adventures?
All right, don't forget to check out our merch table.
I want to be holding the biggest pud we've got.
He was our only hope, you buffoon!
You untie her this instant!
And look -- he already tweet that picture of us.
You misunderstand, Samson.
My Blackhearts have already infiltrate your compound.
Wait, you guys are the ones that kidnap Monstroso?
21, unlike you weasel, is loyal.
Hell, son, I invent the secret-keepin' business.
Oh, you got smack in the flak jacket.
And when it's mad, it spit acid,
for when you jerk off so much
She insist we drive her here in the trunk.
Every year, we pretend to try to kill each other.
Then whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.
Not no more. I am officially retire.
And once we peel him off the ducts
All right, signal me when we bounce.
What? I have chill bubbly in my room.
When your arch is terminate by a third party,
Oh, they deserve it.
No, place smell like out-of-work O.S.I. "D"-bags.
You shake that, and it'll explode,
as should your assign roles.
He's someplace safe
so I guess I'm still stuck going stag.
What this does is temporarily mutate the genital mound,
You got nowhere to go but down, and you know why?
It's when you fist a guy
Your stepdaughter's perfectly safe with us,
Now step aside.
in rehab in Florida somewhere.
then blindness, and possibly
into the same river twice."
And if you truly love her,
No shit, I ended the night slow-dancing with H.E.L.P.Er.
Perhaps they'll reunite again.
And, yeah, I'll say it -- it hurts sometimes.
and finally solve the mystery.
What, you'd rather hang out with those guys instead of me?
He is also rich, powerful, and quite well-endowed.
Uh, Tracy. She had to work late.
We were almost neighbors!
No, you're clear. He's outside.
I've never worked with guys that can actually do stuff.
Still, this is really kind of nice.
What, leaving the prom so soon?
Say it, you unconscionable bastard!
You are misinformed, my darling.
The titular Mr. Wendal was a homeless man.
- Is that true? - Eggs and buttered toast.
The prodigal son returns.
Monarchmobile submersible mode!
And, frankly, I'm disgusted that my good name
for an enchanting sort of spiced fruit punch --
You know dang well I'm talkin' about Monstroso!
on red tape and bureaucratic big macs.
Plus, it's depressing. It's a prom, not a funeral.
And we want your sad-ass undercover agents
kind of embarrassing.
Oh, you can have him, you old son of a grizzly bear!
Good night and unpleasant dreams!
So we had a drunken threesome!
Maybe you could hit the gigantic orange wings
and call me when you're not a jealous little boy.
What this does is temporarily mutate the genital mound,
And for hors d'oeuvres, we have vegan spring rolls.
D-D-D-Don't touch it! It's fragile!
So I'm fixing to shuffle off this mortal coil.
lame matchbox car ever.