Name: Self-Medication
Released: 2019-05-08
Cast: Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer

1) flunky ( холуй )

You're gonna tell me you didn't send your flunky
2) hench ( хенч )

He used to be a hench for Dr. Z.
3) henchman ( прихвостень )

Okay, henchmen! That's a wrap!
4) vitals ( показатели )

Holy vanishing vitals! He's dead!
5) repellant ( репеллент )

I carry snake repellant in my utility belt.
6) trickster ( трикстер )

I'm afraid you're a trickster God
7) faggot ( педик )

Now turn around and take your little faggot friends with you.
8) underpants ( трусы )

Hey, underpants!
9) cabal ( междусобойчик )

as some sort of cabal of Johnnies who
10) preservative ( консервант )

more chemical preservative in you than a twinkie.
11) someplace ( место )

and go hide someplace I can't see you.
12) virginity ( девственность )

Is it any wonder I didn't lose my virginity
13) fella ( парень )

He? That's a fella?
14) adventurer ( авантюрист )

As boy adventurer, they've been there, too.
15) murderer ( убийца )

The murderer must've dropped it.
16) abandonment ( отказ )

I have abandonment issues?
17) setback ( неудача )

Okay, minor setback fellas.
18) superhero ( супергерой )

As a superhero sidekick,

1) harass ( домогаться )

When Dr. Z harass you, you'll know it.
2) invent ( придумывать )

And our minds invent a million ways
3) owe ( должен )

We owe it to him. And to dad.
4) regret ( жалею )

I only regret that it took so long for me to figure it out.
5) freak ( уродец )

So dumbass here is so freak out by the mess,
6) bother ( заморачиваться )

By the way, you never bother
7) settle ( поселиться )

I am much happier now that I settle down with Mrs. Z
8) excuse ( извините )

It says here you're excuse only if you have
9) mess ( беспорядок )

You mess with one boy adventurer,
10) succeed ( получится )

at least it would appear I have finally succeed
11) blame ( виноват )

and you blame me for all your problems.
12) arch ( арка )

Tomorrow, we arch anew!
13) chase ( чейз )

than I ever was chasing Johnny around with a laser.
14) ban ( запрет )

You've been ban, junkie.
15) suppose ( предположим )

Am I suppose to --
16) slip ( скольжения )

So we slip the snake right through the air vent.
17) lie ( ложь )

as he lay sputtering on the cold linoleum.
18) recognize ( признать )

I recognize his face from the files.

1) someplace ( место )

is to go someplace creepy, like the Bermuda Triangle.
2) anew ( заново )

Tomorrow, we arch anew!
3) technically ( технически )

Technically, his people don't have a gender.
4) nowhere ( нигде )

Out of nowhere, there's this big glowing viking longboat
5) definitely ( наверняка )

He is definitely not working his program.
6) forever ( навсегда )

They just stay 13 forever!
7) certainly ( конечно )

And I certainly would not do it with a made-up snake!
8) exactly ( точно )

Exactly. No, no, don't touch that -- okay.
9) alone ( один )

Because you're not in it alone anymore.
10) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes I wish I could just be a normal kid,
11) finally ( наконец )

at least it would appear I have finally succeeded
12) otherwise ( в противном случае )

But I got a pack of herpes that say otherwise.
13) quite ( вполне )

I'm afraid the valley below is quite barren.
14) actually ( на самом деле )

And the judge's name was actually John.
15) kind ( вид )

Yeah, sounds kind of sloppy when you say it.
16) enough ( достаточно )

because nothing we did was ever good enough for him!
17) though ( хотя )

Yeah, all in all, a fitting end to the trilogy, though.
18) else ( еще )

Not my fault. Somebody else's.

1) antsy ( анцы )

so, heh, getting a little antsy,
2) caped ( пелериной )

Uh, yeah, the latest drama in my caped crusade
3) supe ( супе )

And I'm not even sure I wanna be a supe scientist
4) unsolved ( неразгаданные )

His murder remains our only unsolved case ever.
5) roving ( ровинг )

Spirit is up and roving,
6) arched ( арочные )

I have not arched you in years.
7) dang ( данг )

Ten bucks for a dang movie,
8) suicidal ( самоубийца )

No less than six suicidal assassins
9) beep ( бип )

Beep boop.
10) depressing ( удручает )

Punch buggy depressing!
11) kidnapped ( похитили )

And then I get kidnapped.
12) helpless ( беспомощный )

How does it feel to be a helpless puppet of fate?
13) pathetic ( жалко )

And as you look back on your pathetic life,
14) unbelievable ( невероятно )

Shh! It's unbelievable!
15) reluctant ( неохотно )

So, you can see why I've been reluctant
16) depressed ( депрессия )

Then I'd eat more because I was depressed.
17) sour ( кисло )

We have only some old sour balls and kraft caramels.
18) inevitable ( неизбежным )

winding, inevitable road to this very moment...

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