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00:22:35
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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DALE: Shush. Let me handle this.
l'll teach you how to grow your own mung beans in old paper towels.
l need foodstuff. What do you got?
Seven-letter Boggle words, my Peggy Hill self-abridged thesaurus...
l don't have time for your little problems. My gerbil screwed me.
An outhouse and monkey beans?
Who wants to go to Mega Lo Mart and buy some tinsel?
That or the lard. Render it myself.
when you rolled over the odometer in your Buick?
There's no computer in your Whack-a-Mole game.
l live in a shack, l poop in an outhouse...
l have got nothing for a liar like you.
How could you do this to me, Puff-Puff?
-What about quilted aloe vera? -l don't know. lt's not my brand.
This is insanity. Keep your heads down.
Don't worry. We've got plenty of propane to go around.
MOLE: Up and down. Join the party.
Four sack of seed corn, 18 cases of breakfast bars, strawberry...
-You're gonna get whack. -Not every time, Hank.
Hank, l have dedicate my life...
Yeah, and 30 billion embed microchips.
to stock up on aloe vera quilt toilet paper.
And that's when they'll be knock on our door, asking to use our clock.
l don't have time for your little problems. My gerbil screw me.
The tanks are tap out. We got nothing.
What? But we were suppose to get a shipment in this morning.
But you promise me there were procedures in place.
Must be the elbow grease that makes it taste so good.
Everyone else is losing their mind...
Sir, have you forgotten the Gasser's Creed?
What happen to your power drill?
l eat what l kill. Let the grid go down, Lord.
You and l seem to be the only ones around here that have our heads on straight.
-ls that a dig? -You listen to me, Clem Kadiddlehopper...
Exactly. l agree.
Fred Nickelson cut an old lady off yesterday in the checkout line.
and a little more time reading a brilliantly written op-ed piece...
and we're darn lucky to see it happen.
because Peggy's Kaypro evidently is not.
which was practically empty, and now it's base-wide policy.
What does ''temporarily non-compliant'' mean?
And they certainly won't know what time it is.
let alone the millennium !
Well, it's taken 2,000 years, but Dale, you're finally making sense.
Everyone's known about the millennium for almost a year now.
Ah actually, Peggy, l got you a real Christmas present.
This one's old and kind of ropey.
Everyone else is losing their mind...
Heck, the year 2,000 only happens once in the history of man...
Well, my turn again.
No, that's way too small.
-Whack-a-Mole is up and running. -Of course it's running.
lf everyone hoards, there'll be nothing left to go around.
l eat what l kill. Let the grid go down, Lord.
Do not blame me. Blame the freaking millennium.
-What about quilted aloe vera? -l don't know. lt's not my brand.
Maybe your snoring will drown out the sound of that dang printer.
And he who does hoard will have unreasonable power.
1 .2 trillion lines of lethal software code.
in these trying and uncertain times.
Yeah. Let's get rid of that old computer.
Peggy, do you remember how excited you were...
'cause it looks like it's gonna be a rough one.
Careful, Luanne. They don't call it a mangle for nothing.
There's a run on triple-ply bunny soft.
Well, l think it's romantic.
And I'm gonna be driving a car, if that's okay wth you,
Gentlemen, sorry l'm late, but l had a fantastic day.
Try to stay focused.
All the planning and the secret hoarding.
The times you don't, it's pretty sweet.
Utilities will fail, nuclear weapons will launch themselves!