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00:22:35
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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ANNOUNCER: Now in the backfield for Arlen,,,
Come on, you old tub of slop! Move your can.
with sportsmanship and dignity.
and embolism, even detached retina.
That is, except for the Arroyo's lime ambrosia,
SPORTS JOCK: Sports Jock, CHAD: And Chad, We're back,
lt's an outrage?
Hey, batter, batter, swing--
CHAD: But let's get back to Bill, BlLL: l like the yam biscuit.
SPORTS JOCK: Oh, yeah, Four touchdown last night,
Torn ACL?
Sports Jock, this is not a rumor,
BOY 2: Loser!
REFEREE: Touchdown!
baptism by fire, my friend.
HANK: Well, l don't think we have to worry about Bill.
SPORTS JOCK: Bill, our listener wanna hear about your record,
Time out for a substitution,
l would suggest you blee out the excess pressure in the bypass line...
You know the whole first string flunk history last year...
You both think Bill will be depress. Well, l tell you what.
Some folks drink, but l find what's best for what ail me,,,
and mow the whole field before the groundskeeper could?
Coach, what happens if a player gets injure or can't finish his season?
HANK: How about that time we snuck into the stadium...
''This record was attain by means of fraud...
One week after a torn ACL.
He was living in his past and that boy has stolen it.
lt sounded scary. But when you smell the goal line...
Bill, there's being a good sport, and then there's just plain being cheat.
Where is Bill suppose to live now?
You got that exchange student who kick barefoot.
You know, l never really appreciate my record until Ricky broke it.
Yeah. Chipped my spine on that play.
since the war ended right after l volunteer.
l thought he was dead when they wheel him off the field,
CHAD: That is uptown,
HANK: Mr. Chairman, l'd like to respectfully suggest...
You got that exchange student who kicks barefoot.
Look at him. He can barely walk.
Not strictly, no.
Besides, l can't get up.
Almost makes me wish some kid would make a run at one of my records.
Then, just two hours later, he was eating jalapeño cornbread,,,
Who currently holds that record? And here's the tricky part,
Only Ricky and l know how tough it is to get this far.
Come on, Peggy Hill. Rookie mistake. Get it together.
Won't ever happen.
l've never done a radio interview before...
A doctor told me l might not walk again.
Well, not only am l walking, l hear his marriage has gone south, too.
l feel bad l couldn't help Ricky across the line, of course.
You weren't around at graduation.
is to head on down to the Arroyo Diner for their delicious chicken-fried steak,,,
Fumble-laya.
l am outraged!
Yo, man! Dang old Bill Dauterive.
l call that uptown good eating,
to the list of unacceptable hate speech.
Torn ACL?
and embolism, even detached retina.
Dang old defensive lineman.
lf the fat bald guy who had the record doesn't care, why should you?
l am impressed with the way Bill has handled this...
is to head on down to the Arroyo Diner for their delicious chicken-fried steak,,,
Only Ricky and l know how tough it is to get this far.
Well, he seems okay.
Hey, my parents aren't even alive,
CLERK: l don't know why you're so mad, Hank.
[Shushing] Everybody drink quiet.
l would suggest you bleed out the excess pressure in the bypass line...
Oh, man, it's dang old 6:00 sharp, man.