Name: Cotton's Plot
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) minefield

l crawled through a minefield to retrieve Gen. MacArthur's corncob pipe.
2) gavel

Not the gavel! Don't bang the--
3) carpool

l want her for the carpool lane.
4) deference

PEGGY: ln deference to the committee's busy schedule...
5) portrayal

For your portrayal of Dr. Jerry Kenderson on TV's Dallas,,,
6) waffle

Ain't you gonna eat your waffle, Hank's wife?
7) telegram

Well, l got a telegram for you.
8) parachute

but they can't make a parachute that opens.
9) revolver

with your service revolver?
10) coward

You? You're a coward.
11) gam

They ain't got much tone, but gam is gam.
12) sponge

Who's ready for a sponge bath?
13) pow

You wouldn't last a day in a Japanese POW camp.
14) loser

Well, hello to you, too, you fly-swatting loser.
15) gut

You ain't got the gut.
16) hank

HANK: Well, what do you know?
17) curl

Let's see. Bicep curl.
18) bamboo

Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage.

1) retake

But l retook it anyway.
2) scramble

Scrambled. Black. Sports page.
3) invent

Cotton invent a bayonet technique that is still used to gut men today.
4) sneak

So l snuck myself behind enemy lines,,,
5) shave

Well, you just shave two minutes off my commute.
6) crawl

l crawl through a minefield to retrieve Gen. MacArthur's corncob pipe.
7) deserve

You deserve it.
8) punch

reached up and punch him in the kidneys.
9) assign

1984 to 1986, we proudly assign you, Barry Jenner...
10) trap

Now l don't have to be trap in the house, huh?
11) survive

Did he ever tell you how he survive eight days in a life raft...
12) approve

and be approve by a damn commission.
13) quit

She quit the rehab.
14) stretch

PEGGY: l stretch a rubber band today.
15) shut

You shut up, you....
16) suppose

What do you suppose they do with something like that?
17) kick

That rubber band kick my ass.
18) recognize

PEGGY: Mr. Chairman, the chair recognize Mrs. Peggy Hill.

1) somehow

and somehow he walks.
2) twice

Yeah, he might have mentioned that once or twice.
3) finally

And by September l was finally thin enough...
4) actually

What are you muttering? Are you actually trying to defend him?
5) kind

This is disrespectful, kind of, like, just like Bill Dauterive, man.
6) soon

ln a month? Way too soon.
7) along

Can we move this along? l have a full day ahead of me.
8) later

Eighteen months later, he walked right over to that doctor,,,
9) together

We're gonna be working together one hour at a time, once a week...
10) ever

You ready to hate me more than you ever hated anyone in your life?
11) sure

l sure am glad you're out of that body cast, Peggy.
12) once

We're gonna be working together one hour at a time, once a week...
13) always

Of course, she always wins, doesn't she?
14) never

Remember the ten bags of cement you said l'd never use?
15) again

walking again in no time.
16) too

ln a month? Way too soon.
17) course

Of course, she always wins, doesn't she?
18) around

l ask the questions around here.

1) upturned

by trapping rainwater in his upturned eyelids?
2) bicep

Let's see. Bicep curls.
3) disrespectful

This is disrespectful, kind of, like, just like Bill Dauterive, man.
4) bionic

ls that the bionic guy or the wrestler?
5) sadistic

You sadistic son of a--
6) dang

Not angry, man. Just very dang disappointed, man.
7) jealous

so don't get jealous.
8) fetal

Fetal position, please.
9) fond

l think my dad is not too fond of you, either.
10) nazi

l'm gonna be buried in those Nazi-stompers,,,
11) disappointed

HANK: Look, l know you're disappointed.
12) motivated

Turned her into a highly trained, highly motivated fighting machine.
13) drunk

Held my breath until they got good and drunk,
14) damn

and be approved by a damn commission.
15) weak

Because you're weak.
16) tough

Don't be so tough on yourself.
17) tend

PEGGY: Hank, this steak is so tend.
18) stupid

and you're telling me you can't climb a stupid little hill?

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