Name: Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) oboist

He's second oboist, runner-up in Westinghouse Science Contest...
2) tedium

comes from the tedium of meditation.
3) celibacy

To the celibacy of monks.
4) oboe

Why would a lama want to come back as a third oboe?
5) shank

Chane Wassanasong is the biggest shank in our class.
6) jug

Snaffles caps off all size jug, bottles, and jars...
7) lama

Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual big shot, any way you slice it.
8) liar

- With all my heart. - Buddhist liar.
9) posture

and he has terrific posture.
10) loser

He is such a loser.
11) jerk

Finally, stuffed-up jerk Ted Wassanasong have to kiss my ass.
12) cereal

I do that with my cereal bowl!
13) rsvp

KAHN: Here you go. RSVP means...
14) gut

That's why I'm praying my gut out.
15) hank

HANK: New Year's party?
16) cane

No, I didn't. Connie, here's your cane.
17) heck

I don't know what the heck I'm doing.
18) monk

Buddhist monk?

1) destine

You could be destine to be a spiritual leader...
2) disrespect

And if you are, I'll be disrespect Buddha every day.
3) slice

Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual big shot, any way you slice it.
4) dare

- He put his finger in my beer. - He dare me to.
5) pray

That's why I'm pray my guts out.
6) drag

Is this what you drag me out here for?
7) belong

One of these objects belong to our revered lama before he died.
8) cheat

Hey, make him pick for real. He cheat.
9) hang

So just hang in there.
10) suppose

Wait, we're suppose to be on the same team here.
11) kick

If my ass is going to be kick, then it will be kick.
12) dodge

But really, you just dodge a chubby white bullet.
13) throw

They throw water on you to wash away the old year...
14) assume

I kept hearing flats. I assume they were coming from you.
15) draw

"As the wheel follows the ox that draw the cart...
16) cap

Snaffles cap off all size jugs, bottles, and jars...
17) wear

He often wore his begging bowl like a hat.
18) fight

You fight, but you both have the same goal, right?

1) perfectly

To be perfectly honest, didn't see lama.
2) definitely

[Sighing] Well, we definitely can't have that.
3) twice

They wouldn't make it the same thing twice.
4) sometimes

Sometimes you have to let things be as they are.
5) finally

Finally, stuffed-up jerk Ted Wassanasong have to kiss my ass.
6) late

Yeah, okay. We're running late.
7) kind

I was kind of hoping that you could just have him fail this test tomorrow.
8) inside

What do you hear inside, Connie?
9) often

He often wore his begging bowl like a hat.
10) else

The beating of it will drown out everything else.
11) always

Well, I always knew my Bobby was destined for greatness.
12) never

CONNIE: Chane Wassanasong could never have done that.
13) too

You expect too much of them, Connie.
14) course

Of course we are.
15) much

Lama Sanglug, I miss Connie so much.
16) even

That doesn't even make sense, nitwit.
17) right

sliding right out of Mr. Dauterive's beer.
18) real

Okay. This real simple.

1) celibate

- How long you been celibate? - Three years.
2) unscheduled

That was an unscheduled detour.
3) devout

Mr. Hill, I would prefer it if Bobby were simply a devout Methodist...
4) revered

One of these objects belonged to our revered lama before he died.
5) reborn

These monks are looking for reborn spirit of some lama...
6) dang

Forget about that dang Buddhist hooey,
7) jealous

Shut up. You're just jealous because you weren't chosen as lama.
8) ridiculous

That is the single most ridiculous thing I have ever...
9) lunar

Laotians use lunar calendar, so our New Year come in April.
10) buddhist

Buddhist monks?
11) dumb

You are dumb as chimps.
12) blessed

We are blessed to be in a town...
13) gentle

Gentle Christian neighbor...
14) loud

and that's the loud.
15) sad

[Sighing] The Buddhists think Bobby is a holy man. That's just sad.
16) tough

The fourth year's the tough one.
17) spiritual

Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual big shot, any way you slice it.
18) amazing

That'd be amazing!

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