Name: Bill of Sales
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) backbreaker

and then married that backbreaker, Lenore.
2) truffle

This doesn't taste like raspberry truffle at all.
3) someplace

Someplace fancy where they'll lend you a jacket.
4) salesperson

Which will make it very easy for the team of salespeople working beneath me.
5) racket

Those that Meta vitamins? You in that racket?
6) suitcase

HANK: I'm gonna go oil the bearings in your suitcase wheels.
7) salesman

It's just for the salesman himself, Peggy.
8) tummy

My tummy wouldn't mind a little something.
9) biscuit

As soon as I load the last box of chromium biscuit into my car...
10) chromium

As soon as I load the last box of chromium biscuits into my car...
11) propane

I can't sell at the office. It's a propane place.
12) driveway

And don't worry about your driveway.
13) peek

BILL: Let me take a peek at your wares.
14) blender

No way. All I need is dang old chopped beef in a blender and some eggs.
15) gut

"It's from carrying that huge gut of yours around for 40 years."
16) quota

Have you heard of a quota system?
17) hank

HANK: What do you say you unplug your "Peggy's," put down the classifieds...
18) pavement

I'll start pounding the pavement.

1) unplug

HANK: What do you say you unplug your "Peggy's," put down the classifieds...
2) plumb

he goes plumb loco. Spanish term.
3) dictate

And business etiquette dictate that you invite me.
4) motivate

Well, thank you. I molded him, motivate him. You know how it is.
5) chop

No way. All I need is dang old chop beef in a blender and some eggs.
6) bother

I know. I didn't want you to be bother.
7) mold

Well, thank you. I mold him, motivated him. You know how it is.
8) deserve

I think you deserve it even more than I do.
9) dump

Being dump on is all Bill knows.
10) reward

It's how they reward the top performers. Your manager's manager.
11) fold

This room. And they fold back that wall.
12) quit

Keep the jacket, keep the pin, keep the moon. I quit!
13) invite

And business etiquette dictates that you invite me.
14) treat

He likes to be treat badly.
15) cancel

I said cancel the order. My star salesman just quit on me.
16) lose

Now, I am going to employ a pie chart. You tell me if I lose you.
17) describe

As the brochure describe it, it is not a pyramid.
18) happen

Yep, best thing that ever could have happen, Y2K.

1) technically

Although, technically, it's just sparkling wine...
2) unfortunately

And unfortunately, these are the hours I have set.
3) certainly

Okay, let's see. I certainly can't attack his sales ability.
4) alone

What are you doing? Stop it! Leave me alone!
5) sometimes

I guess sometimes the impossible is possible.
6) finally

I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.
7) quite

Your own numbers were quite small.
8) late

But it is a 15 minute drive, and I was 20 minutes late.
9) almost

Peggy, it's almost midnight. You're gonna wake them up.
10) soon

As soon as I load the last box of chromium biscuits into my car...
11) enough

It's just not enough anymore. I am:
12) though

Good question, though,
13) together

Really brought the country together.
14) usually

the first grade again. Those kids usually do what you tell them.
15) ago

A soda, 20 years ago.
16) ever

Yep, best thing that ever could have happened, Y2K.
17) always

I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.
18) never

In my wildest dreams, I never thought you'd want to go with me.

1) superhuman

Because, Bill, you are a kind, hardworking, superhuman people person...
2) misguided

for my misguided Y2K hysteria.
3) dang

No way. All I need is dang old chopped beef in a blender and some eggs.
4) accustomed

As a former restaurant manager, I am accustomed to setting my own hours.
5) sober

You were rude. But in the morning, I'll be sober.
6) rude

You were rude. But in the morning, I'll be sober.
7) motivated

"Must be highly motivated self-starter with own car."
8) bald

He's bald, but he still has dandruff.
9) excited

Is he excited about the San Antonio conference?
10) spectacular

Laney, I hope you don't mind me asking, but that pin, it is spectacular.
11) damn

It's not a triangle. It's a damn pyramid!
12) attractive

Yes, I'm a very attractive man. I get it. Now go.
13) okay

Bill, it's okay. I have something important to tell you.
14) exciting

BILL: That sounds exciting, but Tuesday's my ass-scratching day!
15) pure

I need to keep that pure.
16) assistant

Hank, you will sell at work. You're assistant manager.
17) separate

I guess it doesn't make much sense to take separate cars.
18) spanish

he goes plumb loco. Spanish term.

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