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00:22:35
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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ANNOUNCER: Now, if our young cowpoke are ready, it's time for our calf scramble,
A horse is a hearse, of course, of course,
l mean, look at you: the bruise, the dirty clothes, the smell.
from the hustle and bustle of the alley...
we have a late entrant in the chicken-roping,
Kid cut a fart. Fine.
lt's just the kids' calf scramble. lt's fun.
You know, a lot of cowboys became entertainer:
PEGGY: The salesman said that children's western wear...
BOBBY: ls that a propane tank? HANK: Madness.
WlLLlE: Mister, where's the fire?
-You're weirding me out. -Allow me to turn the other cheek.
taking on no pigeon, man.
lt's just the kids' calf scramble. lt's fun.
How did you get that belt buckle? l want a belt buckle.
Give all your encouragement to Clay Henry because he's riding Mr, Dead,
BOBBY: Roy Rogers makes a good burger. HANK: Yes, he does.
BOBBY: ls that a propane tank? HANK: Madness.
Then the doctor comes out and his bag explode?
l kept clowns away from him as a child so he never got scare by one.
BOBBY: Hello there. HANK: Bobby, pant.
Joseph, they say rodeo clowns smell like cow pies.
Dale, l think you just tie them up. There's no killing involve.
The last thing l remember is being kick by a horse.
Well, that's one mystery solve.
that lying on the head of some New Guinea...
He had to leave Vietnam because he was waking up with rodeo nightmares.
Come on, Bobby. You've prove your point.
BOBBY: What happen?
We eat the same dust, we've got the same smell--
And you'd be perform in front of crowds, Bobby.
When the diaper blow up, it's, like, finally!
The cows seem happy.
l haven't heard the words ''prop comic'' since Bobby pick up a rope...
l hear Joseph won another belt buckle.
And what l'm thinking is maybe the rodeo is what Bobby was cut out for.
Now, don't fall asleep, Son, both because you could die...
Peggy, l had some good clothesline somewhere.
but l finally got a smile out of that Roy guy.
Look, Peggy, l think he's loping. He's actually loping.
Son, we're doing fine on our own.
We should do the rodeo together. All you need is your parents' permission.
Who knows what else they use that bucket for?
He'll never feel a thing.
Talk to them again in two weeks.
ANNOUNCER: lf our young bucks are ready our young bulls are, too,
The animals are running around without any plays or game plans or anything.
And down you go.
Mr. Dauterive is much smarter and faster than any baby cow.
Even if l don't win, l can be a Buckle Bunny.
All right, son! Now, that is a skill.
l like the part where l'm running around with veal.
lt's just the kids' calf scramble. lt's fun.
So if you'll go back to the seventh grade...
Another momentous day for the Family Gribble.
Tell you what, man, he's gonna hog-tie Bill like a dang old...
He was a dirty, drunken rodeo clown.
And where do you think they get those ridiculous costumes?
The rodeo's cruel to animals.
lt is brutal. My uncle was a cowboy in the rodeo.
they are diseased freaks who will cut your throat for your invisible dog.
This may seem like an exotic getaway...
Which is funnier, a happy clown or a sad clown?
We had a tough crowd...
who's too stupid to flip a ride switch on and off.
and because l wanna tell you how proud l am.
Tie him tight, then quick and clean across the throat.
WOMAN: Oh, dear. That boy is gonna be gored.
The blonde girl who lives here said l like fruit pies.
Mr. Dauterive is much smart and faster than any baby cow.
Your lunch money had a Canadian quarter.
So, is it premium, or have you been regular?