Name: Hank's Bad Hair Day
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) miter

- like a compound miter saw. - What?
2) crusher

- Could you do better on the ice crusher? - $900 firm.
3) antler

Hector wouldn't wear the antler five years ago...
4) auctioneer

AUCTIONEER: First item, number 4801, Army barber chair, originally $80,000,,,
5) mousse

Don't take no mousse, no gel. Shower and go, man.
6) scar

You worry too much about those, and you hit that scar over your left ear.
7) toaster

I heated some toaster pastries.
8) bomber

But then they give us a B-2 bomber for $1.3 billion.
9) knot

You got those big, thick neck muscles that knot up when you're tense...
10) sergeant

The Army shut down the sergeant barbers.
11) beard

DALE: See the guy in the beard pointing and laughing at your head? That's me!
12) hank

HANK: Bobby, you start going to him now...
13) shampoo

Do not be late unless you want the coldest shampoo of your life.
14) razor

with a straight razor and a barber pole.
15) heck

We could get a new roof just for the heck of it.
16) elf

Mr. Strickland wanted an elf in the picture...
17) barber

Bobby, how'd you like to come to the barber shop with me tomorrow?
18) idiot

you're calling me an idiot!

1) disband

The base is disband the barber unit. They think we're inefficient.
2) insist

No, this is a great haircut. I insist.
3) owe

You owe me a chance.
4) feather

He feather in the back where he usually tapers.
5) administer

administer by Barbra Streisand.
6) dare

- I dare you to pick them out. - I need your earliest appointment.
7) arrest

Heard he was arrest for running naked...
8) screw

Bill, how's it gonna be in the alley if you screw it up?
9) eliminate

- You eliminate Bill. Billiminator. - What?
10) shut

The Army shut down the sergeant barbers.
11) recognize

and it's important that my customers recognize me.
12) promise

I'll find a way to charge you. I promise.
13) donate

But your actual mission is to stand at this privately donate chair.
14) lose

but word is that Jack is losing it.
15) explain

Well, I guess that explain the feathering. Doesn't excuse it.
16) forget

Yeah. I almost forgot.
17) spend

Even Bill Clinton only spend $300 on his haircuts.
18) guess

Well, I guess that explains the feathering. Doesn't excuse it.

1) privately

But your actual mission is to stand at this privately donated chair.
2) smooth

Maybe somebody smooth-talked him out of his pension or something.
3) absolutely

and he's absolutely heartbroken and it's all your fault.
4) almost

Yeah. I almost forgot.
5) soon

I'll be with you as soon as I'm done with this gentleman.
6) later

- I'll save it for later, how about? - Start licking!
7) fast

- Come on, let's go, Bobby. - Not so fast. You sat nice and still.
8) together

I believe I can put together over 20,000 references.
9) usually

He feathered in the back where he usually tapers.
10) else

Well, no one else is laughing.
11) ago

Here's a picture of you with normal hair mowing your lawn three months ago.
12) ever

I'm not leaving Jack. Jack's the only barber I've ever had.
13) always

Hank Hill always pays his barber. Now, are you my barber or not?
14) hard

Well, she does pimp that conditioner pretty hard.
15) never

Hank, I never cut civilian hair, but I've been looking at your head a long time.
16) again

If you don't like it, we'll never discuss it again.
17) too

You're much too big a boy for chocolate milk.
18) course

Of course, I am a trained Army barber.

1) unsubtle

I find it unsubtle, but it's a way to go. Used to see it more.
2) inefficient

The base is disbanding the barber unit. They think we're inefficient.
3) respectful

I have been very respectful of your relationship with Jack...
4) transverse

And then the northern ridge runs almost transverse to the crown.
5) merry

Damn it! Customers will think I don't wish them a merry Christmas.
6) incoming

DALE: Incoming!
7) surprised

Try and look surprised.
8) damn

It's a damn good chair, but I'm not gonna pay $110,000 for a barber chair.
9) tough

Jack, this is tough to say.
10) thick

You got those big, thick neck muscles that knot up when you're tense...
11) satisfied

but I'm not completely satisfied with my haircut.
12) okay

That's okay. I just remembered...
13) obvious

I'll be working with my door closed for obvious reasons.
14) valuable

I'm sorry, Hank, I had no idea I was that valuable.
15) proper

I'll fill out the proper forms and get the ball rolling.
16) actual

But your actual mission is to stand at this privately donated chair.
17) poor

You're taking this even harder than poor Bill.
18) fair

- You saw Bill? - Over at the high-school job fair.

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