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00:22:34
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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Well, you must be the adulteress co-respondent in this divorce.
the name of the man and the distributorship
the brisket served up on butcher paper.
And the florentine for madam.
Exactly. Now, everyone, please open up your chore envelope.
You are in public with this little bimbo
You are now teammate on team peggy hill,
You're out of tortilla chips, buck.
before my ostrich boot puts your eggos back in the toaster.
and the profanity,
still in the blister pack.
God dang it! Are those my pecan sandies?
Bobby,the blue flame of valor award is the highest honor
Well, i knocked around for a while and sowed my oats,
when waiter didn't call me madam.
Oh, hank, i can forgive my husband's bender,
screamin' eagle black tran am hot wheels,
Hank, let's do something nice for our tummies, huh?
i hereby notarize this beer coaster.
You sabe,don't you?
Well, i knocked around for a while and sow my oats,
that dream was crush along with my ankle
With the power vest in me by the great state of texas,
Well, i knock around for a while and sowed my oats,
I'm sorry i stole your thunder, hank.
Nobody reject debbie grund.
We both deserve better, hank.
Now, you drag yourself out that door
Yes, but your butt belong to me.
And i've worked for him as long as he's been cheat on you.
I thought you quit because cigarettes cause death.
Debbie?Somebody shot debbie!
There. You all caught up.
That gun, that saddle,them boot,
I lost my wife,and my money.
What happen to mr. Buck?
It is a way for each of us to anonymously suggest ways,
when you know darn well that we most certainly did not make soup.
barely,
(hank)"I hereby transfer
Mmm-hmm, possibly.
when you know darn well that we most certainly did not make soup.
Exactly. Now, everyone, please open up your chore envelope.
My purse of forgiveness is finally empty.
you'll therefore transfer 100 percent ownership back to me.
Uh-uh. It's, "why isn't this place good enough to be a chain?"
Now, we gotta move fast.
i always dreamed of winning the super bowl.
Well, uh, because then it would make it even hard for us to, uh,
I've never seen a man so dipped in his life.
who made me dream again: Strickland.
got a job at jeans west.
Well, i knocked around for a while and sowed my oats,
that's not even the right letter.
i always dreamed of winning the supe bowl.
Worst-paying or most degrading?
(mrs. Strickland)Hank, i am so embarrassed about last night.
unless you kiss miz li z in a pleasing manner.
So you dragged my good name through the dirt just to make buck jealous.
and his inappropriate comfort with all aspects of the human body.
That's all i can hide from my wife and that damn jewel crawford.
who will be a silent partner.
I see how you could make a weak man stupid.
I see how you could make a weak man stupid.
screamin' eagle black trans am hot wheels,
This is exciting.
since the democratic national convention.
Well, that is not exactly accurate.
Now, in addition to the anonymous suggestion,
You could call the equal employment opportunity commission.
That's my italian scattergun.
I'll try to be patient with you,