Name: Princess Party
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) seltzer

- Flammable confetti? - There was a seltzer bottle right there!
2) weirdness

Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
3) journeyman

by berating that perfectly sweet journeyman princess like I did.
4) curfew

- Well, you know, we didn't want to break curfew. Curfew?
5) jester

Sir Fizbolot, royal court jester, at your service.
6) gasp

- Cue gasp.
7) vibes

Uh, but between you and me, I'm getting some serious vibes from the princess over here...
8) intimidation

You know, your little intimidation game may have worked on me when I was a kid...
9) sweetie

Sweetie, you're hurting me. And take a shower tonight. Your hair smells like cheese.
10) beep

- You didn't say "beep." - If I say beep, then the people will think it's the beep.
11) recital

I have to practice for my cello recital.
12) tummy

Hi, Mommy. My tummy's growling.
13) aisle

Come on, she's practically walking you two down the aisle.
14) cashmere

Yeah, I was pushing for a cashmere throw.
15) driveway

Do you want me to hold it and stand in the driveway?
16) cello

I have to practice for my cello recital.
17) gut

We were stalled. I didn't have the gut to end it.
18) crush

but I had a crush on your mother back in high school.

1) flatter

You got flatter by the attention of a younger guy and you got a little carried away.
2) accuse

She accuse me of trying to steal my old boyfriend from her.
3) stall

We were stall. I didn't have the guts to end it.
4) scream

- I'm scream at a princess party, Mom! - Claire.
5) dare

How could you do that? How dare you?
6) smell

Ew, ew! Dad, gross. Your hand smell like cheese.
7) pray

Honey, we had you tested, like, six times. Trust me, I was pray for dyslexia.
8) nail

- I would've played it totally different. - I think you nail it.
9) suppose

- What's that suppose to mean? - No Fizbo.
10) invite

- I invite him to dinner. - What?
11) recall

And, as I recall, the two of you couldn't keep your hands off each other.
12) wash

so she tried her first Xanax, wash it down with a shot of tequila.
13) divorce

It's... I divorce you because I was looking for something else.
14) pull

Why aren't they clapping when I'm pull the handkerchief out of my mouth?"
15) split

We had a long talk last night after you and I "split" that bottle of wine...
16) doubt

Although I doubt he stopped there.
17) catch

When I was a clown, my shoe caught on fire...
18) push

Yeah, I was push for a cashmere throw.

1) backwards

I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.
2) practically

Come on, she's practically walking you two down the aisle.
3) perfectly

by berating that perfectly sweet journeyman princess like I did.
4) apparently

Apparently, she always wished you'd married Robbie.
5) slow

Whoa, whoa. Slow down. You're up to weddings already?
6) certainly

Well, yeah, and I certainly didn't help...
7) finally

and see how far you can push them, until finally, look at me, you win! You win!
8) instead

she should just squeeze my hand instead.
9) extra

Luke, if your mom starts to lose it, I need you to lighten the mood by being extra cute.
10) therefore

Therefore, I need you guys to be on your best behavior.
11) outside

and I've got a super sweet job driving that limo outside.
12) enough

Enough with the cashmere. Why is it a terrible idea?
13) far

and see how far you can push them, until finally, look at me, you win! You win!
14) together

And we're never good together.
15) else

It's... I divorced you because I was looking for something else.
16) ever

Oh, my God! Why can't you ever let me have any f...
17) sure

- It sure used to. - Oh.
18) once

"Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears.

1) supe

and I've got a supe sweet job driving that limo outside.
2) flammable

and one of my fellow clowns put me out with a bucket of flammable confetti.
3) adorable

"Hey, Mom, I'm 'firsty'." Huh? Adorable, right?
4) asleep

didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep.
5) insane

Oh, my God. Are you insane?
6) unfair

It's so unfair! You told me I could go!
7) fuzzy

Well, maybe a Fuzzy Navel wine cooler will loosen you up.
8) upset

No. I don't want you to get upset about this, but I'm not going to the party.
9) nervous

I'm feeling very nervous. It's better that I stay here.
10) decent

That's because you're a decent man.
11) precious

This is such a precious gift.
12) excited

Didn't I tell you she'd be excited? Huh?
13) damn

I just had a damn line. Manny, freshen this up for me.
14) incredible

This was incredible. Thanks a lot.
15) grown

Really? And a grown man pulling boxer shorts out of his mouth doesn't?
16) tall

Hey, Luke, who's tall, me or your dad?
17) okay

- So you're okay with this? - Well, I wouldn't say I'm okay with it, but I get it.
18) gross

Ew, ew! Dad, gross. Your hand smells like cheese.

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