Name: The Kiss
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) mommer

Come on. Isn't there something you wanna share with your mommer?
2) footstep

walking in the footstep of the ancestors, blah, blah, blah.
3) imbecile

This guy's been working like an imbecile all day for you.
4) sweetie

- Oh, God! - Oh, wait. No, no. Sweetie, don't spill that.
5) intestine

- No, it isn't. It's the small intestine of a pig. - Oh, geez.
6) sweetheart

No, sweetheart. Yes, you are.
7) sandal

You totally have the sandal for it.
8) taco

- What is that, like taco? - Yes, like taco.
9) ancestor

walking in the footsteps of the ancestor, blah, blah, blah.
10) toaster

Good idea. Maybe we should run downstairs and unplug the toaster while we're at it.
11) affection

Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection.
12) cane

Did she have a limp... and a cane?
13) snack

Snacks and sodas are in the living room.
14) soda

Snacks and soda are in the living room.
15) steak

See, this is awkward, because my dead Uncle Joe told me to have steak tonight.
16) idiot

- No. - Mom, I'm not an idiot. I pick up on things.
17) curtain

Ooh, let me lock the door and draw the curtain.
18) firmware

I had to download new firmware, install new drivers...

1) unplug

I thought maybe the cordless phone was interfering, so I unplug it.
2) ambush

- No, you ambush me. - Oh, Cam, come on. Don't take it personally.
3) spit

You spit on me.
4) disconnect

I'm feeling a little bit disconnect from Alex right now.
5) swear

I swear.
6) behave

that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys...
7) pretend

And I don't think that you were the good girl you pretend you were.
8) scream

I scream the death out of your meat.
9) smell

Mmm. What smell so good?
10) mess

But you mess with us and we mess with you.
11) arrest

- You were arrest? Awesome!
12) involve

and it is my job to make sure that you girls don't get involve with a predator.
13) wash

Because the gray one wash me out.
14) slip

Just slip right off there.
15) appreciate

Oh, well, I appreciate that.
16) throw

I tipped over a paint can and threw up a little.
17) doubt

I highly doubt it!
18) deliver

Was that before or after you were deliver to my door in a squad car...

1) louder

- Higher! Louder! Higher!
2) emotionally

Dad, you being so emotionally closed off...
3) accidentally

and I accidentally read a few flirty text messages...
4) mentally

Maybe your mom's mentally ill.
5) personally

- No, you ambushed me. - Oh, Cam, come on. Don't take it personally.
6) definitely

That one is definitely my favorite.
7) twice

Trust me. I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me.
8) exactly

- Good. - You know exactly what it means.
9) particularly

while dodging particularly aggressive spiders.
10) sometimes

I can be a little needy sometimes.
11) finally

Oh, come on. You're finally interesting. Just tell me.
12) instead

Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?
13) almost

I almost got a turkey!
14) kind

- You made her talk to me? - I kind of feel like we're spinning out here a little bit.
15) else

So you better get on it or else he's gonna think you're a lesbian.
16) ago

- I... I don't remember. - It wasn't that long ago.
17) ever

Why would they ever get separated?
18) short

They're gonna fall short.

1) demonstrative

And I'm not the most demonstrative guy around.
2) uptight

Okay, okay. Uptight was really not on the table.
3) underrated

- But a really underrated movie. - What's happening?
4) untrue

- Wow. That is so untrue. I was a very good girl. - Hmm.
5) embarrassed

Mitchell is embarrassed to kiss me in front of other people.
6) embarrassing

- Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? - This is all your fault.
7) ashamed

You won't kiss me in front of other people because you're ashamed of who you are.
8) awkward

See, this is awkward, because my dead Uncle Joe told me to have steak tonight.
9) delicate

Jay's always around here fixing things, cracking jokes about my delicate hands...
10) insane

- Affection. - Oh, this is insane.
11) aggressive

while dodging particularly aggressive spiders.
12) bare

- What's wrong with "thanks"? - It's pretty much the bare minimum, Dad.
13) loud

Louder!
14) weird

That's because you get so weird every time a boy comes near us.
15) careful

that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys...
16) stupid

except maybe making that stupid sound with his mouth.
17) okay

No. Tell Mitch that it's okay to kiss Cam in front of you.
18) mad

What? Are you still mad at me?

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