Name: Earthquake
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) caddie

You know, Mitchell used to caddie for me.
2) crowbar

Get a crowbar, if you have one.
3) menstruation

Do you know what menstruation is? Because I do.
4) spat

I need you to help settle a spat between our blacksmith and that chimney sweep.
5) blacksmith

I need you to help settle a spat between our blacksmith and that chimney sweep.
6) trampoline

I don't like trampoline. They make me seasick.
7) mink

but you're happy to wear the mink coat that fell off the back of the truck.
8) sweetheart

Sweetheart, listen to me. This is the S.A.T.'s, okay?
9) liar

- I'm a bad liar. Do not hand me that. - He's on. Pick up.
10) faucet

So this is the problem. Uh, faucet just keeps leaking.
11) brunch

is his first annual Oscar Wilde and Crazy brunch.
12) miner

"Dandy" is a term coined by miner in the 15th century.
13) vengeance

You say that you're never going to church again, and the ground shakes with a vengeance.
14) paperwork

They make mistakes with paperwork sometimes.
15) notch

- Girls, take it down a notch, because I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16) eternity

You're gonna spend eternity together!
17) revival

in a quaint Spanish revival outside of Palm Springs.
18) mob

You know what you are? You're like a mob wife.

1) chew

The way he sat there chew his food like an idiot.
2) disappear

What happened to you? You disappear for 20 minutes.
3) freak

- Don't. - I was so nervous. I freak out.
4) leak

And it's, uh, been leak a little water.
5) steal

I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
6) settle

Well, that settle it then. I'm going golfing.
7) dare

- How dare you.
8) shake

You say that you're never going to church again, and the ground shake with a vengeance.
9) admit

I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
10) quit

L-I... I can't do this. I quit.
11) suppose

What is that suppose to mean? Like I'm some dandy who doesn't have a crowbar?
12) dawn

It dawn on me that as long as Claire was stuck in the bathroom...
13) lie

Phil? - Why don't you just lie down.
14) puzzle

Yeah, I puzzle that out.
15) realize

But it makes you realize what matters. And for me, that's my family.
16) throw

This isn't my costume. I just threw this on to help you clean up.
17) promise

Well, you promise Pepper broken dishes, so... I'm breaking dishes.
18) crack

Yeah, it's a crack washer, if I know my washers.

1) meantime

Meantime, I just saw them out riding their bicycle.
2) asleep

Don't fall asleep.
3) wherever

I'll drive you wherever you want.
4) barely

These babies saved your life. That's why this cabinet barely moved.
5) okay

You okay in there?
6) obviously

So, obviously, we're not... we're not gonna be able to make it.
7) properly

And because it was properly anchored to the wall, it was sort of a ripple effect.
8) alone

No friends, no phone. Just me alone with books.
9) sometimes

It's like they say, sometimes when God closes a door...
10) finally

Blah, blah, blah. So... It finally reached the point...
11) instead

Instead of thinking all morning about what heaven's gonna look like...
12) especially

especially at your magical brunches...
13) late

Mitchell, come on. We're gonna be late.
14) almost

That thing almost fell on me.
15) soon

Oh, honey, don't worry. Mommy is gonna be out soon.
16) double

Oh, just double-checking these straps. This is an extra.
17) later

I guess we could sweep those up, um, later.
18) far

Fine. How far is Tolerance?

1) carefree

why don't we just concentrate on this beautiful, carefree day that's in front of us?
2) walled

- They're walled in. - What if they break out?
3) ripple

And because it was properly anchored to the wall, it was sort of a ripple effect.
4) embarrassing

- Okay, um, Pepper, this is a little embarrassing. - I don't even want to hear it.
5) disturbing

- and had to watch a very disturbing movie. - Calm down.
6) ridiculous

Manny, don't be ridiculous. The clouds.
7) bent

And I hit that with a bent club.
8) upset

I'm not gonna argue with you. I don't wanna get upset.
9) dressed

Just go get dressed and powdered.
10) latino

I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.
11) nervous

- Don't. - I was so nervous. I freaked out.
12) surprised

No. I'm just always surprised how small this place is.
13) incredible

Dad was incredible.
14) rough

- I think it was a little bit of a rough morning. - Yes.
15) loose

You're playing pretty fast and loose with my soul.
16) stupid

It is not some stupid science quiz.
17) okay

- Claire? - We're okay.
18) alive

- Hey, Gloria. - ¡Ay, Dios mío! Phil, you're alive!

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