Name: Mother Tucker
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) appendicitis

You have acute appendicitis. We need to get you into surgery right away.
2) boomer

Oh, little boomer! Oh, puppy kiss!
3) breakup

He took the breakup pretty hard.
4) intercom

At some point I realize I'm sitting on the button to the high school intercom system.
5) rupture

And I wanna hear this story sometime, but I'm sorta counting down to a rupture here!
6) noodle

Sometimes I come in here and noodle on it.
7) sweetie

- Well, we got it all worked out, sweetie! - Oh, great!
8) ulcer

I know you think this is nothing, but he did say it could be an ulcer.
9) sweetheart

I know it hurts now, sweetheart, but...
10) cranberry

Hey, Barb. Got you the cranberries you wanted for the stuffing.
11) thigh

It was like she was blind and wanted to know what my thigh looked like.
12) anesthesia

It's usually the anesthesia that gets you. You're over 60, right?
13) affection

You're just not used to having a mother that shows affection.
14) cello

Come on, Alex. It's time for your cello lesson.
15) amusement

He just wants to go 'cause he thinks it's an amusement park!
16) sweatshirt

Claire hates this new sweatshirt I bought.
17) diffusion

So, the rate of diffusion equals something...
18) barn

She raised four kids, two barn and a whole lotta hell.

1) linger

She squeezes and linger!
2) stab

Let me show you where you stab my mama.
3) seize

It's really seize up. Just put your fingers all over my... my fanny.
4) beg

I'm beg, I'm beg.
5) knot

It's really knot up.
6) squeeze

She squeeze and lingers!
7) swear

- I got your texts. You swore a lot.
8) forgive

- What if you die in there? What do I do without you? - I forgive you!
9) tear

I tear up a little. Then I tear up a lot.
10) punch

and he went into the garage and punch the car.
11) suffer

I made you suffer for two whole days!
12) belong

I'm gonna call her back and tell her to keep her hands off of what belong to me.
13) cure

There. You're cure!
14) lie

and you lay down and I buy you a little dress, hmm?
15) realize

At some point I realize I'm sitting on the button to the high school intercom system.
16) lose

Almost lost my bracelet.
17) ride

I rode in it to the guitar store.
18) spend

Cam's mom spent half of dinner with her hands all over me.

1) inappropriately

She's always touching me inappropriately, and you never seem to notice.
2) surprisingly

Boys are surprisingly sensitive at that age.
3) sometime

And I wanna hear this story sometime, but I'm sorta counting down to a rupture here!
4) definitely

Yeah. Definitely. You got it.
5) apart

But then your dad helped me figure out maybe it's best if we're apart.
6) forever

well, be alone forever.
7) truly

I'm truly sorry, Mitchell.
8) certainly

And I certainly can't talk to him about it...
9) alone

well, be alone forever.
10) sometimes

Sometimes I come in here and noodle on it.
11) almost

Why? Why do I always almost kill my husbands?
12) actually

No, actually, my stomach's a little funny today.
13) inside

I left my shopping list inside.
14) along

- Girls. - Haley's coming along really well, Ms. Dunphy.
15) later

- I'll talk to you later, Tom.
16) though

They're fat though, right?
17) fast

I didn't think he was gonna find someone so fast.
18) together

They were talking about taking a trip to Graceland together.

1) lotta

She raised four kids, two barns and a whole lotta hell.
2) intestinal

Stomach pains can mean a lot of things: Intestinal blockage...
3) traumatic

It was traumatic, Haley.
4) uncomfortable

Look, I know you don't want to hear this, but she's handsy and it makes me uncomfortable.
5) frustrated

so you don't get frustrated and want to quit.
6) vibrant

It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
7) dumb

So, dumb guys go for dumb girls...
8) occasional

for an occasional hug or a little pat on the fanny.
9) gentle

Okay, but be gentle.
10) caring

and loving and caring.
11) inappropriate

inappropriate putting of her hands on my body.
12) fancy

Did she take her jalopy or one of them new fancy flyin' machines?
13) fake

Did she buy that? Because it sounded fake on this end.
14) surprised

I'm just surprised he didn't say anything... to you.
15) acute

You have acute appendicitis. We need to get you into surgery right away.
16) weird

- Weird. This is kinda what my song's about. - Yeah, weird.
17) sad

Sad face emoticon!
18) tough

Hey. I know this is tough, but you're gonna be fine.

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