Name: Two Monkeys and a Panda
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) gavel

All right, go get your gavel, Judge Judy.
2) dork

So weird. You better not spill anything on that. Okay, dork?
3) sweetie

Phil, could you just take care of dinner, sweetie? That's all I'm asking.
4) waiter

And if she says, "The waiter I had today was so rude"...
5) bunk

I'm Ed, and this is my bunk.
6) latch

Okay. Oh, this latch system's great.
7) childbirth

Okay. You know how some women say they forget how painful childbirth was?
8) ether

I want them to share clothes and do each ether's hair and gossip about boys...
9) spinach

- But guess what the new spinach is. - Um, radicchio?
10) driveway

- Oh, no. - She's pulling into the driveway!
11) scrub

I'm gonna what, pop in for a quick salt scrub?
12) freeway

- No. - Or, "Don't get on the freeway."
13) jerk

I should just say, "What a jerk."
14) lineup

- She'll be here. Well, I don't know what our lineup is yet.
15) paperwork

But you're the one who filled out this paperwork.
16) sweatshirt

- Last week she wore my sweatshirt without asking. - That is true.
17) sweater

Oh, my God! Take off my sweater! Mom, tell her to take it off!
18) headache

That'll be my new nickname. I'll be Claire "Me Time" Dunphy. It's not worth the headache.

1) betray

and felt betray and ran away and became a stripper...
2) accuse

No, I am not gonna sit here and listen to you accuse me of something so horrible.
3) expire

- Mm-hmm. - Well, look at this. They expire tomorrow.
4) bother

I always knew your mother might remarry after I'm gone. That never bother me.
5) knock

Yeah, sometimes this age thing knock you in the head.
6) mess

You mess with Phil Dunphy, the claws come out.
7) chase

do you have any idea how many guys chase after her?
8) adopt

I'm taking the negative charge out of the word "adopt." Yay.
9) suppose

She's suppose to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
10) appreciate

Thank you, Kim. I appreciate that.
11) realize

I realize now...
12) occur

It occur to me that I may have gotten a little too upset...
13) forget

- Hey, I forgot my phone. - Hi.
14) grow

Oh. Did you know Karen and Richard Carpenter grew up in Downey?
15) spend

The more you spend, the more you save.
16) happen

If that happen, say you were on your way to the pharmacy.
17) guess

Oh! Well, I guess we're going to have to adopt... yay...
18) eat

With all that bacon that he eat.

1) intentionally

that you would never intentionally do something so unthinkable, so...
2) technically

Well, technically, it's my house, but...
3) meanwhile

I don't know. Meanwhile, Cheryl has been calling me all day...
4) somehow

She's supposed to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
5) somewhere

Somewhere between dropping off Alex at orchestra and picking up Luke from practice...
6) obviously

- Of course you know mine. We're a couple. - This is obviously a mistake.
7) forever

Remember the days when we thought we'd live forever?
8) exactly

Now go put that exactly where you found the other one, okay?
9) earlier

I shouldn't say, "Maybe you should leave earlier."
10) soft

You have very nice hands. Soft like lady's.
11) perhaps

and jumped to some conclusions that were perhaps not true.
12) sometimes

Yeah, sometimes this age thing knocks you in the head.
13) finally

- What? - She said she'd finally met her match.
14) forward

so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
15) almost

- I've almost got it. Oh, God. Oh, no.
16) kind

Yeah, I'm kind of having a rough day myself.
17) soon

Hey, pretty soon you're gonna be north of 40...
18) along

Hey, hey. Let's try to get along.

1) nerdy

Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt...
2) unthinkable

that you would never intentionally do something so unthinkable, so...
3) adoptive

- "Gay Adoptive Parenting." - Okay.
4) ashamed

all out in the open, so she has nothing to be ashamed of.
5) awkward

We think it makes it less awkward, you know, later.
6) frustrating

I should just say, "I know. It's so frustrating."
7) rude

We don't mean to be rude, but you seem to be much younger than your husband.
8) cruel

Oh, kids say cruel things. That doesn't mean you'll turn out that way.
9) brave

and the scared monkey became the brave one.
10) upset

- Stay calm. Don't get upset. - Nobody knows anyone's middle name.
11) nervous

You were so nervous and sweaty, I felt sorry for you.
12) devoted

And this is my loving wife and devoted mother of three, Winnie.
13) loving

And this is my loving wife and devoted mother of three, Winnie.
14) damn

- No. Turn off the damn TV. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
15) weird

So weird. You better not spill anything on that. Okay, dork?
16) rough

I'm sorry. I'm having kind of a rough day.
17) loose

- Yeah, it's been a fun week. - I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls.
18) stupid

Oh, please, that was an honor for your stupid old sweatshirt.

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